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Haiku Hero
Jan. 09, 2011
Rating: 1
Ice cream truck driver Arrested and put in jail For raping children
Are You A Super Mega Ultra Evil Genius?!?
Rating: 4
I love how the tourists just come parachuting in.
Learn to Fly
Jul. 13, 2009
Rating: 0
What's not to like about fat penguins trying to fly?
UPGRADE COMPLETE!
Jul. 06, 2009
Absolutely hilarious! Completely original! 5/5!
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