No control over which of my moves I attack with: they pop out randomly. You get 1/5 for that alone. If you ever grow a spark of intelligence, at least give me the option to discard a move.
Infested with hacking f@gs, and if you try to report them, it doesn't work: the game locks up and eventually boots you for inactivity. Pathetic. Negative infinity stars.
Stop complaining about time and l2p. I've only EVER run out of time on this game (before completing level 7, the final level) on the very FIRST time I played. I'm not even good at physics-based games and I can do this easily! What the heck are you people doing, clicking directly on the hail?!
There are 100 achievements. "LOL, what?" I hear you say. "It only counts up to 099, moron!" Yeah. That's because it starts counting at 000. 000 is the first achievement, 001 is the second, 002 is the third, and 099 is the hundredth.
Dear dumb game makers: forcing me to pick up a weapon just because I touched it is not old-school goodness. It is old-school bullshit. Stop putting bullshit in your game. Stop being dumb.
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