Pro_Crastinator's Comments

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Soldier Diary	Jul. 23, 2012 Rating: -5 Yeah, right, "caaaaptuuuured." The same way you capture a a whirlwind... OF DEATH AND AWESOMENESS!
Glean	Jul. 13, 2012 Rating: 3 This was an absolutely awesome game! Towards the end, though, even if I made ten billion Bunches of Screws, they got depleted. Crafting and leveling progression systems here were perfectly executed, though Tier 5 subsystem upgrading made me want to shoot myself. Alot. In the face. With a rocket launcher.
Balloon Invasion	Jun. 25, 2012 Rating: 4 SEND OUT THE WINGED BOMBS!... just make sure you don't hit the balloons. Those things are delicate.
Kamikaze Pigs	Jun. 24, 2012 Rating: 1 Science and extensive hands-on computer research indicates that no, watching pigs explode does not get more boring with time. At all.
Cargo Bridge	Jun. 24, 2012 Rating: 5 Say, how many elephants do you think we can fit on that wobbling wooden span?" "George, I reckon we won't know if we don't start with at least three.
Billy the Pilot	May. 15, 2012 Rating: 2 My cardboard boxes only fell downwards from the second floor...
Boom Town	May. 12, 2012 Rating: 8 Truck can carry tons of ore; can't crush a small tree or a tent. Gold explodes so violently it vaporizes into the villages and offscreen. Meanwhile, magazine sales up 75% as people wait for dynamite to go off.