Secretary:President Madagascar! President Madagascar! We just noticed a skyrocket in deaths caused by cancer! President: So? I have no time for stupid diseases, did you know that 0 deaths per year are caused by Gleeba-Flabba colds? A few weeks later. Secretary: President Madagascar half our population is dead from cancer! We also found an desease that makes people sneeze!!! President: OMG! Close the docks, murder all children! Burn everything! And get my shotgun!!!!