PsychoCola's Comments

Very well-polished gameplay, but I'd never give any of my money to developers who are content to put so much sexism and misogyny in their games. (I know I look hypocritical with this Lois Griffin avatar!)

Très facile.

"Achievement completed: use 10 spells"? But I haven't used any spells...

Nice landmine against a southwest wall with no warning in Minefield II :/

Haha, at the part where you have to rescue the scientist, if you push the soldier into the scientist and kill both of them at the same time with C4, the already-decapitated scientist says "Thanks for saving me!"

The bonus cash upgrade is totally broken and useless. Did you put a decimal point in the wrong place or something?

Because you helped all of the ohnem, devoured all of the mushrooms, and took all day doing it: You are a caring, obese, and persistent fox.

Fix the birds.

the game glitches up and spazzes out when I reset while it's paused

I like how the Final Zone upgrades are glitched and there's one you can buy for $1950 that has no effect

Forcing the player to click rapidly if they want a decent rate of fire strikes me as very mean-spirited. Repetitive strain injuries are not cool.

The boxes' hitboxes feel kinda large

So, the difference between Hard and Easy is that Hard gives you a repetitive strain injury?

meh, I lol'd. half-heartedly, and not actually out loud, but it was alright

Have you ever noticed how saying "don't hate" when you have asked somebody to review something that is wholly without merit makes people MORE likely to hate?

Great game, sweet music. I am not enjoying trying to beat Moon Snail, though. I like a good, hard final boss. Don't get me wrong. But Moon Snail's hitbox is too big, and so are the hitboxes of his projectiles. I'm repeatedly getting hit when it does not look like I am getting hit. Also, I feel like the controls in general got a bit awkward after Gravity Snail. But other than that, great game!

Decent distance game, but I'd rather not associate "Bieber" with "oiled"...

Come ON. You're not even TRYING.

FFS, at least learn to playtest your games if you're gonna make copyright-desecrating garbage. Way to let your players drive off the left edge of a level and break the game

Wow!!! A button game where the button doesn't like being pressed, and threatens to do bad things if you press it! 5/5 for originality and not being a complete waste of everyone's time! Seriously, though, go read a book or something. Don't make another flash game if you're going to put less effort into it than it takes you to breathe.