Very well-polished gameplay, but I'd never give any of my money to developers who are content to put so much sexism and misogyny in their games. (I know I look hypocritical with this Lois Griffin avatar!)
Haha, at the part where you have to rescue the scientist, if you push the soldier into the scientist and kill both of them at the same time with C4, the already-decapitated scientist says "Thanks for saving me!"
Have you ever noticed how saying "don't hate" when you have asked somebody to review something that is wholly without merit makes people MORE likely to hate?
Great game, sweet music. I am not enjoying trying to beat Moon Snail, though. I like a good, hard final boss. Don't get me wrong. But Moon Snail's hitbox is too big, and so are the hitboxes of his projectiles. I'm repeatedly getting hit when it does not look like I am getting hit. Also, I feel like the controls in general got a bit awkward after Gravity Snail. But other than that, great game!
FFS, at least learn to playtest your games if you're gonna make copyright-desecrating garbage. Way to let your players drive off the left edge of a level and break the game
Wow!!! A button game where the button doesn't like being pressed, and threatens to do bad things if you press it! 5/5 for originality and not being a complete waste of everyone's time! Seriously, though, go read a book or something. Don't make another flash game if you're going to put less effort into it than it takes you to breathe.