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Aug. 11, 2017
Wow! Just enthralling gameplay! This is by far the best game I have ever played!!! e/pie
May. 25, 2016
Really? Haumea and Makemake, but not Sedna or Orcus? Okey, why not? Also, it would have been nice if you put in the Kuiper-belt to, or maybe even the Scattered Disc, but the Scattered Disc isn't really something people know about, so I guess thats fine.
Feb. 23, 2016
Also, being able to track time played, gifts bought and dates done would be pretty nice.
So, time for giving feedback. So this is what I have. The price for items are rediculous, and I am not talking in the way of things costing to much. Its just that the amount of money made and spend are stupendously unrealistic, then again it doesn't hurt your game, its just odd. Clicking and talking for hearts could use a bump up as it gets useless pretty fast. So the only real way of getting hearts is buying stuff and going on dates, but thats how real life works too, so thats perfect in terms of realism. Last thing, and the only true problem with this game, is the time used to get hobby levels, but I won't go into detaile on that as half your comments allready say it. 4/5 as is right now, 5/5 if you fix the hobby levels a little. Also, it would be great to have more girls to play with...uhm, you get what type of play I am talking about. Not the weird type...even though that could be a way you could sale this game to people. Making a R-18 version. I bet you that would sale.
Aug. 31, 2015
A christmas game in September? What are you trying to do Kongregate?
Jul. 02, 2015
Wow! I managed to get Åland, Faroe Island and Guernsey, but not Svalbard? I am both impressed and disappointed at the same time.
Developer Reply
@PuppetMaster4 Hi there, not enough place on the map unfortunately. Those are only bonus answers :)
Mar. 17, 2015
What in the world is that Chicken made of? I want one of those.
Jan. 16, 2015
It would have been so awesome if you could have attack combos in this game. For one, a ground smash attack would have been so usefull against those freaking hippos. And some kind of a AOE attack combo would also have been great to have.
Dec. 08, 2014
All the time I have used on testing and writing translations for this game, all boiling down to this one moment. Dmidrik, good work man, good work!
Jun. 20, 2014
I really like how we can mash both mouse keys to upgrade our investments. It makes the early Lemonade stand upgrades a bit easier to do.
Jun. 05, 2014
I really feel sorry for Cabe Johnson, having to push that button 1000 times a second just to make money for me. Poor guy. Btw i also love how the one running the bank is called The Dark Lord. I wish I could see how these people looked like, perhaps having a portrait of them by the business they run.
May. 06, 2014
This game is the best thing I have ever found, it is Epic Combo all over again! Very addictive. I would like to have the ability to play a sandbox version with unlimited crew and one million coins on the screen, even tho that would probably drop the frames to less then when playing bloon tower defense.
May. 02, 2014
What kind of hell on earth is this place? Every car must be driven by a middle aged asian woman drinking coffie, while talking in the phone and doing their make-up. And the trafficlights must be controlled by an monkey pushing the mouse button random places on a screen...Oh wait a second.
Mar. 24, 2014
I think that this game would have been awsome in multiplayer. Just setting up a private game with some of your friends, and just having a blast in some of the mapes. I think that would have made this game much more populear. Sorry if i do not have a very good english, as it is not my native language.
Feb. 22, 2014
I think this was a great game. The only thing i miss is the ability to give my unused guns to the people i have shoting. I think that it would be great if you made it so i could, for an example, give one person the thumper and that would make it a 5% chance of them fireing a grenade, or give them an assault rifle and it would be a 5-10% chance of them fireing 3 shots instead of 1. I understand if this is impossible for you to do, and it's just a suggestion from my side. Thank you for reading my idea.
Aug. 26, 2013
A man that will uleash a giant beast in order to destroy a town, and then just walk in to the home of a complete stranger and take his suit deserves to go surfing.
Jun. 22, 2013
I collect more bananas falling down, then flying up.
Apr. 04, 2013
The funniest thing about this game was the buttons. They are hilearious.
Feb. 12, 2013
You have made a good game here. I only miss some meaning in this game. Why are you in this place? What is your mission? And so on. I would also have liked it if it was some kind of scares i a game like this. Great atmosphere and graphic. 4/5.
Thanks! I will try to add more story next time!
Aug. 15, 2012
Thank you for destroying a good game.
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