Puuuumpkin

Whatup Hoomans. Its your boi Puuuumpkin, the most savage plant you’ll ever meet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I Is my life.

“Never fear, your pumpkin plant will eventually develop female flowers with tiny fruit attached below the flower. Male Flowers (above) are on an erect stem that is fairly thin, and shoots up several inches above the vine. The center stamen contains the pollen. Do not pick and use it, until the pollen is mature.”
Stop asking my ass if Im a girl or boy and instead assume I have an erect shit and a flower shit.