PuzzleMage

I’m a deep believer in online privacy. If you’re not selling me cigarettes or alcohol, you don’t need to know my age. If you’re not looking to sleep with me, you don’t need to know my gender or preferences. If you want to know where I live, I want a restraining order.

Also, I’m quite happy in my long-term monogamous relationship, and I don’t smoke or drink. You really just don’t need to know.