The controls alone make this game seem/feel 100 times more difficult/impossible than it probably is. 1/5 till we get some alternate controls that make sense up for laptop/desktop users up in here. Computer mice control a great deal differently than a person's finger on a smartphone screen...Hell, I bet these controls are annoying even on a smartphone.
As much as I want to play this game, I can't. In Firefox it lags so much and runs, you wouldn't have thought the characters were even moving. In Google Chrome the game runs so fast if it doesn't freeze up on me, my character's die because I can't keep up with keeping them healed... It doesn't make any sense. I reset the game, changed settings. Nothing helps.
I'd like to report this bug to the source, but I don't see a way how, so I'll do it here. I'm trying to earn the "Mathematician" hidden trophy, and I'm unable to because this game keeps registering my single clicks as double clicks. As a result I keep buying more buildings than I need. Can I PLEASE get a fix on this? It's quite annoying. I really shouldn't need to abdicate a bunch of times because the game keeps screwing me over this way.
Game was a 1-star when I played for the Easy badge. Got medium now and went to level 21 before deciding to quit because it's STILL a 1-star. Did Kong go through a time where they just gave everything badges, even if they had ridiculous concepts like this game's "No replay levels + bullet/monster hell that makes grabbing money a second thought + badly needed weapon upgrades costing so much it negates the "screw money" part of a bullet hell." I'm looking for a game, and it's certainly not here. This is punishment, and if I wanted punishment, I'd go get arrested or some other nonsense.
Looking at the "Best" comments from 2011 leaves me wondering how a game with such game breaking mechanics received FOUR badges. Some of these comments were made after the game dev's last public update. :/ Think I'ma just try for medium badge and then back away from this thing slowly...or quickly depending on how bad this game actually is...
@evandalism: You have 3 sheep and 5 chickens, so you need 3 troughs and 5 feeders. Sheep don't produce wool every day. It's like every other day, depending on if they're happy and fed. If they look fluffy instead of thinner then you can harvest their wool. Chickens and cow produce egg and milk every day.
@ranman1990: To get medium egg you need to feed (with chicken feed), properly house (that means in a building with a roof, with the chicken feeder nearby), AND pick the chicken up (like putting it in your inventory) and put them back down on the ground. Every day. Make sure they display a heart every day after you set them down. Keep doing that and eventually they'll start laying medium eggs. I don't know how many days it takes though. You can put them outside, but they get angry if it rains on them. It's safer to just keep 'em inside. If you keep them in your inventory longer than a day, you'll have to start over with making them happy.
Canteens went full blown glitch mode on me. I had one that only filled up to 6 instead of 7. I put it down on the ground to see if that would fix it, only to wind up with duplicate canteens...I now have 3 canteens that only fill up to max of 2, 2, and 4. (Also, did you mean for canteens to fill up to 8 now, or is my game file just that weird?) Despite all that, this game gets more and more fun with every update. Thank you!
@Darkcoder: I agree the combat needs work but for now you don't have to click monsters to attack them. I wouldn't even recommend attacking that way. You'll die in seconds. Use the spacebar instead.
@marco_cute23: Animals die if you don't feed 'em for 1 or 2 days. An animal will also die if you flee when your farm's being attacked. Fleeing includes leaving your farm or going to sleep at night when you haven't killed all the monsters on your farm. Still trying to figure out how I achieved that one...
@The issue of dying and losing equipment: If you are about to die, stop whatever you're doing, hit P to pause the game, then Q to quit. When you start your game you'll be back at your house. Don't forget to fill up your health again. It's easier to grab your stuff some at a time, then all at once. Remember to move slowly so you don't get too many monsters chasing you at once. I would suggest if you lose your weapon, focus on farming, crafting that doesn't require ores, and fishing to save up gold so you can buy another one. Then go and get your original one. I also recommend keeping more than one weapon. On another note, it's slightly rare, but monsters do drop swords.
1. Running out of space on your farm? Pay off your debt. The guy will expand your farm. 2. There's two clocks in this game: clock and pocket watch. Clock goes in your house. You can walk around with the pocket watch. You can build and buy both. You can also buy a calendar. 3. The game shows you what you can make if you're holding at least 1 component it needs and are nearby a anvil/tinker table. So every time you pick up something new, go check what you can make with it. 4. Ore is your friend. 5. For some journal quests you have to have the item you need in your inventory while you're checking the journal in order for the quest to complete. 5. This game is addictive and fun, even with it's glitches.
1. Heart Containers come from monsters. They're shaped like a heart. They're rare as shit, so go fight your butt off. 2. You need iron ore to build a tinker table. Then you can build a canteen. Fill it with snow in the winter, or water in the spring. 3. Each season is around 20 days. 4. Focus on upgrading your sword, axe and hammer. Monsters can't oneshot you if you 1 or 2 shot 'em first. Upgraded axe and hammer means you'll get tired less often. Upgraded water can waters more plots at once. 5. Easiest way to make gold is to sell upgraded weapons, but BE CAREFUL. As someone who lost all her ore from a glitch, ore gets extremely rare. I don't think they regen since dev made the maps not reset. 6. Keep extras of your tools and more than 1 pile of each material in case you lose something from a glitch or if you die.
Issues with the backpack aren't completely solved. I put my 3 backpacks on the ground for a bit, and when I went to pick them back up, everything inside was gone. If I didn't keep doubles of my tools, I'd be way more annoyed than I am now. Took me so long to get the hundreds of materials I had before.
1/5 for that final wall jump section. If a game dev's gonna put such ridiculousness into their game, they shouldn't make all the parts before it ridiculously easy. Good grief. Could have been a great game otherwise.
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Blah, sorry, hopefully it should be fixed now.