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Accelerator

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Oct. 24, 2011

Rating: 3

This is what it must be like inside the Large Hadron Collider.

ESCAPE

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Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

Oh, I just got that joke. You use the Escape key to escape. Heh.

Alice is Dead Episode 3

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Aug. 20, 2011

Rating: -4

If you're trying to figure out how to get into your lair, perhaps a team of superheroes could help. Their lair seems to be nearby... Pizza, anyone?

Rizzoli and Isles - The Masterpiece Murders

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Aug. 11, 2011

Rating: 10

I sprayed every available space of every location with Luminol (blood stain spray). Just to be sure.

Stunt Crazy

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Jun. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

Well, this is okay... Wait, you can blow up everything? WAIT, YOU CAN FLY IN THE CAR?

The Adventures of Red

Play The Adventures of Red

May. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

"People called Romans, they go house?"

My Little Army

Play My Little Army

Apr. 20, 2011

Rating: -1

Heh, they didn't pull any punches with the ball jokes.

1916 - Der Unbekannte Krieg

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Apr. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

I want an option to try to beat the dinos to death with the detached limbs, flares, fists, or whatever else I can find. Maybe they just need a good smack to let 'em know who's the boss.

Clarence's Big Chance

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Mar. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

This seems strangely reminiscent of the Tom & Jerry game for the original Gameboy (that I'm sure I'm the only one who played it or remembers it). But in a good way.

Burrito Bison

Play Burrito Bison

Feb. 20, 2011

Rating: -3

"You cannot ween, Bison!"

Castle Wars 2

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Dec. 02, 2010

Rating: 8

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers, mutineers, and now also the AIs that always seem to have the producer-killing cards whenever it's most inconvenient for you.

Pulsate

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Apr. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

It's so simple yet so entrancing.

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