I dream about adiodude55 every night.
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Leroy says:
How are babies made “when me and adio hold handz and he gets all pregnant and stuff”
I say:
“den da babay pops out of his bellybutton”
“and we microwave it for twelve minutes on high”
“then take it out with snow gloves”
“and stuff it in a ski boot”
Leroy says:
“and den we dress it up as a pony and ride it into the sunset”
I say:
“da end”
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Stranger: Oh damm. Down unda huh?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: I bet it’s hot there huh
You: It’s winter.
Stranger: Oh yea. Well I bet it’s still pretty warm right?
You: It’s snowing.
Stranger: Omg your so stupid xD
Stranger: It doesnt know down unda. What do you think I am stupid?
Stranger: So what’s there to do downthere besides surfing
You: Oh, you know. Skiing, snowboarding. Plus the same things you do in America.
Stranger: Your so stupid! theres like nothing to do down unda that you can do in america america is the land of freedom and if you dont agree with that than you can just get out!!!!!!
You: No u.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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“You should get on that computer with the purple colored writing.”
 "RAWROCDRandom")