I was brought up by wolves around 300 BC.
I built the great wall of China with my left pinky toe – fighting off the Mongolian armies with my right, I was busy drinking tea.
Also, I like to draw. And paint. And stuff. You might know me. I recently hid away using the fake name ‘Leonardo da Vinci’. My wig guy did a great job on that one. Reminded me of the Jesus job. Good times.
I was brought up by wolves around 300 BC.
I built the great wall of China with my left pinky toe – fighting off the Mongolian armies with my right, I was busy drinking tea.
Also, I like to draw. And paint. And stuff. You might know me. I recently hid away using the fake name ‘Leonardo da Vinci’. My wig guy did a great job on that one. Reminded me of the Jesus job. Good times.
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