Plot twist: You're a lunatic teen who belongs to a rich family that wants you to be as comfortable as possible in your containment, but they just can't keep you locked up.
"Longjump" is very hard to do with a touchpad. I can't do it. Can't move the mouse while holding D, can't click while holding D, or possibly in midair at all. :(
Tip: There is a patch of grass right beside a dip in the ground under a platform. Stand on it when bread falls from the sky. Also, he's right. This epic quest is all in futile. The man dies before the beard, and skull form is epic. Also, hold A before the bread falls from the sky and attack him with what you've charged up. The first platform on the left isn't safe from the lasers either, gotta get on the second.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WANTING THE FIRST ACHIEVEMENT: Collect a bunch of fish, they follow you. If possible, go through a glittery hoop around this time. Launch yourself as high as possible into the air and do tricks, pretty normal. Try and get yourself about 10 fish. Do this multiple times, as you'll get pretty far. I JUST discovered it and got 400,000 pts, haven't been playing this for 10 minutes. (Vote me up? Cmon, people probably wanna know this.)
@dohknuts Try avoiding fish of other sizes by clicking, and clearing out fish that keep eating your lures (looking at you, kittenheels, purse fish, all o' ya) . And wait for the bird to pass if your lure is decently valuable.
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Glad you fought through it!