You complaining guys are all a bunch of sissies. Back in the day I ALMOST [hehe, 88-4 ;)] finished this game with the controls just like here. If you ain't got skill, don't complain on the controls. ;) People did the same with meat boy.
Hahahaha
Kudos to the Kongregate guys :D
Actually, one of the best April Fools joke on an Internet site this year. And the joke itself is corroborated by the awesome 4.97 rating xD
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