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Aug. 01, 2025
It's a fun game, have 10 bucks.
Nov. 02, 2023
Chronomancer says to get 1500 Nexus. I did... it's saying I'm at 99.93%
Apr. 24, 2020
Got to a point of needing just a lot of money to do a final quest. So I went offline. Come back later and... I'm actually lower money count than I was the day before.
Sep. 30, 2019
Real neat. Had to get an autoclicker to reduce price fast enough once I realized the $1 achievement was a thing. But all things considered, a nice little time waster.
Aug. 18, 2019
It's fun. Though I got to level 14 and can't figure it out for the life of me... I feel ashamed.
Aug. 22, 2013
Viktor XI made it through for me. I actually had a tug when I hit big buttons and realized that it was the end for that VIktor. Kinda gave a 'speech' to the next one going 'Viktor the nth, the xth opened the path with his life for you. Do him proud!' Anyone else, or am I just crazy?
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Your comment is the kind of thing that made this game worth making <3 Thank you, we hope you're not crazy!
Jan. 16, 2011
... sometimes I couldn't even seem to hurt enemies and sometimes I could. Also, the mini-turret would fail to hit things shooting at me up close. Needs more work.
Jan. 10, 2011
And I'm going down in a burning sea of NOSTALGIA. I remember having an old dos comp... played this, Rogue, and some plane game. I also remember now why I preferred Rogue, the computer on this is extremely difficult, as it can quickly zero in on your position after the first banana hits. So you gotta be fast and lucky, cause depending on how far away it hit from you, you may only have that one shot. Still, it's fun.
Jan. 07, 2011
Already interesting, seeing as it's the first Type to speech thing I've found that has said my name right without me having to mess with any phonics.
Jun. 23, 2010
I keep getting the purple group with water as my lightbulb... and I've already made all the things that will react at this time. I'm serious, I tried everything. So, it was fun at first, but like most people, it got boring, especially when the 'hint' thing stopped working.
Dec. 13, 2009
I love the fact that on Shortcut, if you do the long route to the end and die, you start back at the shortcut and even get an arrow to it. Also, I had horrid time on level 15, cart kept flipping on the end of the ramp.
Oct. 29, 2009
well, can't regain HP without 'cheating' sorta.
Wow... the only real problems with it is that you can't regain HP... AT ALL... And buying down a vessel is the stupidest thing to do as you don't regain anything from it.
Well, to get the pars.
A lot of luck is involved in this game.
Sep. 04, 2009
Horribly Addictive. Trying to figure out if a higher number of Tier is better or not.
Pixel gore, always fun. I think my least favorite part was jumping stealthily past the werewolves near the beginning. Kinda curious as to what the sequel would be like.
Aug. 19, 2009
See they made it so you can't fire through a wall now... except with the flame thrower which is still overpowered.
Jul. 31, 2009
... you really do only live once.
Jun. 29, 2009
Wow... so it's not laggy as shit like the first... but it still sucks due to all the cheaters... I swear I heard the stupidest thing while playing. Guy was walking over walls and invincible so I just go "Wow... cheater." I swear he tried to defend himself from being called a cheater by going "It's called Hackeing."
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