RandTheDragon

quotes
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Retribute: I’ve become confident that the vast majority of teachers are simply teachers because they’re too much of an utter failure to have a succesful career, so perhaps homeschooling is a better choice.
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Retribute: Ketsy, find the papers. We’ll adopt children and groom them to be the next Ketribute.
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Ketsy: She’s simultaneously a female dog and an overly feminine man?

ham1lin: exactly my type^

Ketsy: Combine the two, and you have a herm werewolf

Ketsy: ham1lin: Your type is apparently “It breathes”
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Ketsy: “Why can’t I go outside and play?” “Because I hate you. Now shut up and read your book.”
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Katari: Ketsy, your children will always fear you.

Ketsy: Hehe

robotking98: i didn’t think ketsy had children :x

robotking98: or ever would

Retribute: It’s called perfect parenting, Katari.

Ketsy: And that’s when I start carrying a machete with me everywhere.

Retribute: “Daddy, what happened to Bambi’s mom?”

Retribute: A machete?

Ketsy: She was killed for sport.

Katari: Ret, no one said it wasn’t.

Zekeachu: The second Retribute and Ketsy started talking, there went my chances of getting any action.

Retribute: Lightweight. See, I’m considering logging around a battleaxe.

Zekeachu: Thanks, thanks a lot.
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Retribute: When Ketribute grows up to be an international assassin, let me promise you, I will use my free hit well.

Katari: I believe they give out “VIP” blockbuster cards to kids File.

filecabinet_guy: lol, ketribute

Ketsy: I should marry a man, and adopt children, just to piss off people

mafiamasta: I never knew getting action was influenced by the LoG

filecabinet_guy: daaaamn

Ketsy: I don’t even care if I find men attractive. I would do it just because.

Retribute: Move to Texas, Ketsy.

Katari: Kesty, can I be your maid of honor?

Ketsy: Hehehe

filecabinet_guy: lol

filecabinet_guy: best maid

Katari: Hells yes.

inferno76: Hell to the no

Retribute: See, I’ve always wanted to seduce the man of engaged couples.

mafiamasta: Ketsy be more controversial, marry a robot or something

Retribute: Not because I’m gay; Just for the sport of it.

Ketsy: I should raise a cat, and make them my maid of honor

Ketsy: It’ll be a male cat, of course

Katari: Ret, it’s a compliment to them
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Ketsy: My whispers are broken.

Ketsy: Awesome.

mafiamasta: Not epileptic

ham1lin: damn

Ketsy: I blame gath.
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Retribute: I’d prefer you choke me, Ketsy.

ham1lin: with what?

Zekeachu: Kinky.

Ketsy: My penis isn’t that large, Retribute
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Ketsy: I can’t see whispers, man

Ketsy: Well, give me a moment.

Rockefelon: then how did you know i whispered you

Ketsy: My tab starts blinking
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Rockefelon: w/ ketsy i have a secret mancrush on ret, i dont know what to do about how i feel

To Ketsy: i whisper

Rockefelon: ohsnap

ham1lin: lol

ham1lin: fail

Ketsy: Well

Zekeachu: Tee hee.

Ketsy: My first advice would be to admit it to him

Ketsy: But it’s kind of late for that, isn’t it?

Rockefelon: what if he rejects me?

Ketsy: Buy some rope.
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Ketsy: I’m any gender Musicgirl wants
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Musicgirl: I feel like crap today _

mafiamasta: eww crap

jayzak8894: :l

mafiamasta: oh noes my dad woke up

jayzak8894: Orly?

Musicgirl: Omg… Last night I was up late and I heard my dad having sex

Musicgirl: I was mortified

do22y: pokes music* you dont feel like crap

mafiamasta: oh wow, that has happened to me. its terrible

Musicgirl: I had to turn my music up XD

do22y: its happens to me all the time* shivers*

Flamingtaco: You only heard your dad having sex? Wouldn’t you hear both of them?
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Zekeachu: Having Frat idle does about as much good as when he’s active
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Musicgirl: I was a joke _

do22y: i was too _

jayzak8894: You were a joke?

ham1lin: Youre in the mother****ing space olympics

Njaa: I hate people who use sarcasm.

Musicgirl: Lmao

Musicgirl: I was joking*

jayzak8894: You aren’t a joke now, Music?

do22y: sarcasm, orgasm all the same thing

Musicgirl: Shut up, Jay _ before I stone you
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Icarussvet: wats masochist?

ham1lin: lol

Qwandri: …

ham1lin: dont answer

Musicgirl: Basically someone who gets off on pain

Musicgirl: Too late

Qwandri: well then, i think it’s time you got the “talk”.

Icarussvet: ah yes i remeber.

Icarussvet: thx. lol

do22y: an orgy is a drunk party says the dictionary

jayzak8894: :0

Musicgirl: Aslo, I am NOT a masochist >_> < >_> depsite what gaths profile says

do22y: lol

ham1lin: i am a tiny bit masochistic and a tiny bit sadistic

Icarussvet: arnt we all? sides jesus
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jayzak8894: Punches Music D:?

Musicgirl: Oh, you damn bastard

do22y: wild abra appeared*

jayzak8894: XD!

Musicgirl: Lol That was supposed to be ow*

Icarussvet: wht/

ham1lin: sends out Kadabra

Musicgirl: gets out whip

jayzak8894: :0!

Flamingtaco: Kinky.

Musicgirl: Reminds me of Spartacus

ham1lin: gets the candle and clamps

Musicgirl: Also, flame if you quote that I’ll kill you
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Wild_Abra: I Appeared! Ketsy: No, Screw you. Ketsy: You teleporting prick.
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Musicgirl: Frat is totally hot and needs to send me a picture NOW
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Ketsy: “Killed a Raptor with skank. Going to use their blood to create a golem.”
Ketsy: “Golem went insane and killed my second harem of bitches. Going to resurrect their corpses into a dark army.”
Ketsy: “Dark army conquered over half the world. Going to attempt to get them over their fear of light now”
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gatherer818: “*latherer? I don’t think I collect shampoos…. or shampii, however it’s spelled.”
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ham1lin: theo were you doing anthill on easy, medium or hard?

TheoSoft: hard

TheoSoft: just like I like it
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