RandomToon's Comments

There are stages where I don't even get to play, but instead get to watch the AI? Okay.

These are some very questionable physics...

Literally unplayable because it doesn't save your cash. Forget it.

Upgrades randomly reset to zero, now I can't buy upgrades. WTF, Ninja Kiwi...

SHUT UP AND EAT THIS RAW BATTER WITH A CHERRY ON TOP. You deserve it for existing in this game world.

This is such a fun game. Too bad they cripple any enjoyment of it through what amounts to a pay wall. It is REALLY expensive too, more so than most of the other P2W games out there.

Look...just focus fire...stop turning around to shoot the other bot, shoot at the one I tell you to shoot at...why is that so hard?

A "sell all" would be nice. Would need to implement an option for favoring items so you don't sell the good stuff that isn't equipped, but I get so much junk that I just end up moving everything aside.

Suddenly, ghosts appear! Well that was a fun hardcore run...

Makes me think of "Geometry Wars". That is not a diss, I loved that game. It is VERY similar to it in a lot of ways, but with some of its own flair thrown in.

Hard badge is MUCH easier once you learn that you can carry over 5 survivors from a previous play through...

Wait...I lost for no apparent reason. I had like 9 survivors and 22 buildings, and then I just...lost. Weird.

Look, most of the Bonte games are cute and fun. The puzzles make sense and I never had anything negative to say. This one is probably the worst of the bunch - the puzzles are REALLY bad. At least the hints are there...

Yeah...don't hold A down, you will just do the basic attack. Spam the A key to actually do the combo. I feel dumb for having just realized that...

An easy adjustment would be that, rather than giving gold, calling monsters early gives points. That way, even people who want to get everything maxxed out can still get the high ratings if they don't starve first.

Both badges in about 5 minutes - click on the "like on Google Play" icon a ton of times to get the blue and white gems. Use that to buy gold until you have about 80,000. Start the game, buy the environment upgrade to max. Done.

I love how this pimps Newgrounds instead of Kongregate...

I know exactly where some of these are, but I can't zoom in enough to get a direct strike. Am I just missing the zoom option?

Oh, there is a turn limit? I can't just kite people around? Yeah, this game is bad. Absolute trash.

This is a retro style game. Apparently the dev never heard of "1 second ghost" where you are invulnerable for a second after getting hit...your health can go from full to 0 in some parts even before you get a chance a scream because it doesn't always start up fast enough.