I'm worried about rating this game. I fear Kong's logarithm will confuse me disliking a game that sucks with me disliking racing games. I rated it one star anyway, because it sucks.
If these sloppy cash-grab games are going to get badges then I want a zero or negative star option. It hurts my head to give this give this game one whole star.
But... that's how golf works. :-P Also, please don't downrate games because of badge criteria. That's something that Kongregate does, not the game developer, so it's kind of unfair to him if we're making you frustrated.
Guide to the bowl: Build four collectors straight up. (Build one extra 90 off of the first one to avoid wasting energy). Build motor at the top of the four collectors directly on the ridgeline above the pooling creep. Build 4 collectors off to the right on the ridgeline. Then build a motor. Build 3 collectors off to the left then build a motor. The end result should look like a droopy T. The second both motors on the sides have fired their first shots build 3 SAMs one on the far left, middle and right. Let everything build. The map is now stable and as long as you don't build to much to fast you can win however you wish.
This is comedy right? It's an ironic jab at pathetic and poorly done games attempting to monetize better free games? Right? Kongregate is doing a winky winky apology for Dream World? Otherwise Kongregate is simply becoming a bad parody of itself.
1/5 - Never ever EVER think yourself clever enough to put in riddles AND THEM SCREW THEM UP.
Note to whoever "made" the riddles; Number of gems needed to get 2 different gems is 2. Number of gems needed to ensure two different *COLORED* gems is 33.
Now go write "I am not clever" 500 times and put your head on your desk and think about what you have done.
Maik, You're probably not scraping lasers. Anything that is small and shoots out is a "bullet". The only thing that are really "lasers" are the long persistent beams. Some bad wording in an otherwise great game.
How about we add some reasonable controls to the game? NO! MORE WEAPONS! How about the "bonus area" not often leading to death and level loss? NO! MORE WEAPONS! How about some simple logic choosing a charged weapon over a empty one? NO! MORE WEAPONS! Sigh, ok, How about a weapon that shoots straight and does reasonable damage? NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING CRAZY!!!! 1/5
Very serious bug on sector 3!
I choose a combat grouping and clicked on an enemy planet. My ships when to that planet as a unit and attacked in a reasonable way.
I was unable to replicate the bug on any other level.
Guide:
Stop where they pass twice -> build 2 shrooms -> Level both to level 2 -> Make both Yellow & Red (ONLY) -> Level both to 5 -> Make Yellow & Red lvl 5 towers like crazy
Throw in a red/blue/white if some leak
You will have plenty of money and win every time
surprise, surprise... Like everything else on this piece of crap game, the badges are broken. No matter how many times I run race 7 it won't recognize that I have played it. Anybody got a work around?
Overall, A really neat little game.
However, when ripping off old Nintendo games, please remember to include the elements of the game that made them fun. specifically;
RC Racer had weapons
RC Racer had user customizable upgrades
RC Racer had track hazards
Just to reiterate, when ripping off a 20 year old 8bit game, KEEP the good ideas and ADD. Don't downsize. Thanks! 3/5
1. Being shot off screen with nothing you can do about it
2. Movement of man guy is jumpy, ugly, not responsive.
3. Thing that looks like a "pause" screen is really just a good way to get killed
Some weeks it has to be great fun to work for kong. This wasn't one of those weeks... "The best we have is a glitchy game with no mute and some elephant crap? And they both make an Atari 2600 look like a graphics powerhouse? Seriously?!? O well we gotta have badges on something, put it live"
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But... that's how golf works. :-P Also, please don't downrate games because of badge criteria. That's something that Kongregate does, not the game developer, so it's kind of unfair to him if we're making you frustrated.