Ranrar's Comments

I'm worried about rating this game. I fear Kong's logarithm will confuse me disliking a game that sucks with me disliking racing games. I rated it one star anyway, because it sucks.

If these sloppy cash-grab games are going to get badges then I want a zero or negative star option. It hurts my head to give this give this game one whole star.

O Goodie I got an Albatross. Now I get to replay all 18 holes because missed my 8k a hole average. Blarg, no thank you 1/5

Guide to the bowl: Build four collectors straight up. (Build one extra 90 off of the first one to avoid wasting energy). Build motor at the top of the four collectors directly on the ridgeline above the pooling creep. Build 4 collectors off to the right on the ridgeline. Then build a motor. Build 3 collectors off to the left then build a motor. The end result should look like a droopy T. The second both motors on the sides have fired their first shots build 3 SAMs one on the far left, middle and right. Let everything build. The map is now stable and as long as you don't build to much to fast you can win however you wish.

This is comedy right? It's an ironic jab at pathetic and poorly done games attempting to monetize better free games? Right? Kongregate is doing a winky winky apology for Dream World? Otherwise Kongregate is simply becoming a bad parody of itself.

1/5 - Never ever EVER think yourself clever enough to put in riddles AND THEM SCREW THEM UP. Note to whoever "made" the riddles; Number of gems needed to get 2 different gems is 2. Number of gems needed to ensure two different *COLORED* gems is 33. Now go write "I am not clever" 500 times and put your head on your desk and think about what you have done.

Maik, You're probably not scraping lasers. Anything that is small and shoots out is a "bullet". The only thing that are really "lasers" are the long persistent beams. Some bad wording in an otherwise great game.

How about we add some reasonable controls to the game? NO! MORE WEAPONS! How about the "bonus area" not often leading to death and level loss? NO! MORE WEAPONS! How about some simple logic choosing a charged weapon over a empty one? NO! MORE WEAPONS! Sigh, ok, How about a weapon that shoots straight and does reasonable damage? NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING CRAZY!!!! 1/5

Very serious bug on sector 3! I choose a combat grouping and clicked on an enemy planet. My ships when to that planet as a unit and attacked in a reasonable way. I was unable to replicate the bug on any other level.

Guide: Stop where they pass twice -> build 2 shrooms -> Level both to level 2 -> Make both Yellow & Red (ONLY) -> Level both to 5 -> Make Yellow & Red lvl 5 towers like crazy Throw in a red/blue/white if some leak You will have plenty of money and win every time

surprise, surprise... Like everything else on this piece of crap game, the badges are broken. No matter how many times I run race 7 it won't recognize that I have played it. Anybody got a work around?

Also, add a way to stop / retire from races gone horribly wrong.

Overall, A really neat little game. However, when ripping off old Nintendo games, please remember to include the elements of the game that made them fun. specifically; RC Racer had weapons RC Racer had user customizable upgrades RC Racer had track hazards Just to reiterate, when ripping off a 20 year old 8bit game, KEEP the good ideas and ADD. Don't downsize. Thanks! 3/5

challenge 18 seems to be broken... No matter who summons the computer gets the arcane and you get the taint

Loved the game The save system needs serious work. I lost all 20 levels just because I hit "start game" instead of "Load game"

great game! deserves badges!!

1. Being shot off screen with nothing you can do about it 2. Movement of man guy is jumpy, ugly, not responsive. 3. Thing that looks like a "pause" screen is really just a good way to get killed

May fav part of this stupid game is how rodents and insects observe international border law... No way this game should be worth 110 points...

hehe I traveled to Union city and made it too late (day 41) but still got the badge...

Some weeks it has to be great fun to work for kong. This wasn't one of those weeks... "The best we have is a glitchy game with no mute and some elephant crap? And they both make an Atari 2600 look like a graphics powerhouse? Seriously?!? O well we gotta have badges on something, put it live"