Rastakwer's Comments

Original and fun! Two words I hadn't seen used on Kongregate in a very long time. Thank you.

fdand16, this has to be the most hilarious comment ever... Entry tests in the grammar police have gone lax. Leave my stuck alone, and try "you're".

While I positively hate the gameplay (repeat the same move billions of times until you get split-second perfect), you have to admire the coding. Incredibly smooth, flawless animation, even at high speed. Great music. Simple but pleasant graphics. A master work.

I was happy when I saw the badges: I like running games! :-) Then, I actually tried the game... Much less happy now. :-(

Finally reaching the top of the wall does give you a good feeling! Or maybe the good feeling comes from the 16 cigarettes, 8 beers, and 5 valiums it takes to deal with the frustration on the way...

Now I know why my hero is alone in the other games: everybody else died in medieval times, from exploding barrels.

Well, I had all badges since 2009. But since I came back here for the Badge of the Day, I might as well listen to the song again. And again. And again...

Tip for last boss: make sure you have at least 3-4 hours available. Run around picking ghosts, and wait. Wait. Wait some more. Your team is pretty much invincible, but so is the boss, so it will take hours and thousands of secondary kills. Tip for the developer: if this game has been beta tested at all, find some new testers. You've got a great basis and fab graphics, shame to see it ruined by playability issues that should have been instantly obvious.

For info, the easy badge is awarded for defeating the minotaur, not Mars.

I spend ages on the level select page, just listening to the music

Snail Bob is still the best. Thanks for a new one! I only miss the wonderful art galleries.

Doing good so far! :-) If I keep up grinding hard, I might get a fully upgraded monkey for Christmas! (2014)

New best, 499 m... It HAD to happen, hey?

Potion Healed (3d6): 20... I wonder if the demons will notice I use rigged dice?

Like the first one, beautiful, original, and flawless animation. Well done. Regarding badges, auto-lock makes the hard one too easy (I'm going for 45 points in one go), but it probably would be too hard without it... Life is a choice.

Someone should make a tutorial on "how to make a game save player's progress". The concept is great, the voice brilliant, but without this simple function it is a huge pain to play. Sad.

I won race 11 at first try, thought I was beginning to know the game... After over 10 races, I can't even get in the top 5 of the last one. Maybe a bit of a difficulty-scaling issue there? That said, very good game, so I'll keep trying. :-)

The feeling of speed is truly impressive. Well done. Sadly, a game only for racing specialists, as the difficulty is far too high for casual flash gamers like me.

At first, it seemed so terrible I thought I was missing something. So I read the comments, hoping to find tips... Now I know: it IS terrible. Probably the worst RPG on the site by some margin (and I'm a RPG fan).

Great game, like the first one. 5/5. Oh, wait, the easy badge is at the bottom???? Aaargh!!! 1/5.