RealMasterSparky's Comments

Oct. 04, 2015

Rating: 9

Having a mute button that doesn't mute everything should be a crime.

Jul. 18, 2015

Rating: 0

The voice in the background, "Don't lose focus!" doesn't really help...

Apr. 01, 2015

Rating: 5

Easily one of the better launch games on this site, 4/5

Mar. 25, 2015

Rating: 2

For anyone struggling with "Wind Sailor", play as the Child on Box Storage Area stage 11. Move into the first gap in the boxes right of the start position, then go left so that you turn onto a box high up in the stage. Jump off (make sure you don't hit the edge of any other box) and glide down. Aim for a platform down in the next section of the stage and touch it as late as possible.

Mar. 24, 2015

Rating: -1

You know, I always did see the Angel as sort of a dick.

Mar. 21, 2015

Rating: 1

Is there any method to the madness of the bonus level letters, or is it just random?

Mar. 12, 2015

Rating: 36

Well, it took five years, but I finally got the impossible badge.

Mar. 06, 2015

Rating: 4

Third time I've fought a Razor Queen outside of practice, third time I've accidentally blown it up with the reactive armor.

Feb. 27, 2015

Rating: 6

This game feels like the Pac-Man of Kongregate.

Jan. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

I was unable to contain my laughter while attempting the 10 hydras battle.

Jan. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

So I was about to get the hard badge, but then one of those damned loop obstacles appeared, and I died at 57:50.

Dec. 07, 2014

Rating: 12

My favorite thing about the game is that the parts that are meant to be funny, actually are.

Dec. 06, 2014

Rating: 6

After creating a fire storm and instantly annihilating at least 20 people, I died tripping over a rock.

Dec. 05, 2014

Rating: 10

When the medium badge is to beat level 1, you know you're in trouble...

Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 0

@sharpnova, you didn't even give him a day to reply, try being patient before yelling at the dev

Jun. 21, 2014

Rating: 0

@shannen excuse me, I noticed nothing of the sort, for me everything is right on time, so I assumed the people saying "game is broken 1/5" were talking about the massively inflated values.

Jun. 21, 2014

Rating: 1

Those of you complaining that "the numbers are too big", you guys do realize that the point of this game is to watch a number go up, and that the number going up faster is good, not bad... right?

Jun. 07, 2014

Rating: 4

How do I unlock the newgame+ "flashy button"?

May. 24, 2014

Rating: -1

So it's a prettier version of Idle Mine?

Apr. 30, 2014

Rating: 4

4,840 meters. Fvcking window.