Real_RainbowDash's Comments

Sort of annoying how the market is just a way to lose a bunch of money and nothing else.

Broken Trojan = Life. Is that a condom joke?

Fun fact everyone, you can beat this entire game without any grinding whatsoever. That means you can get bronze or gold in any and every stage without any absolute losses. This takes master strategies, though.

Apparently calling someone a 'foul dog scut' will get them to drop their weapons and retreat. I'm going to go try that in real life against an army, might as well try!

The reason the feature to control the stickmen was removed because it was used for cheating.

Why the hell is there a chainsaw in a hospital? Listen, doctors, this isn't Surgeon Simulator...

I'm surprised that Bruce Lee is the weakest character.

So, what dog breed is London, exactly?

I really enjoyed this patch! One of the greatest patches by far. Good job, 0rava!

I find it kind of weird that I can hit his chest and kill him with a 41% chance all the time, but can't hit his arm with a 88% chance.

It seems to be a good game so far. The death scenes aren't very creative, but I know it's still in beta, so I forgive that. So far, after about 20 minutes of playing, I see that it is a pretty good game. Keep up the good work, I think it's a lot better than the first one so far! 3/5, will change when you update it.

@potatoLT You know that this money costs a lot of money to develop, right? If you had any logic, you'd know that it's most likely the exact opposite.

It had a very nice concept, and excited me with the idea of building your own robots and fighting champions in battles. What saddened me? The thing that saddened me was the game itself. It had poor execution, barely any gameplay which is essential for an action game, and all in all, it had turns, etc... which should be used in a more RPG-like game, unfitting setting, going on and on is a possibility. This barely deserves a 2/5.

I'm not saying it's a bad game, but I won't say that it's a good game. It can barely even be recognized as having even a linear story. It's an adventure with only one quest and few dialogues, so it's not bound to be a great game. I'm not feeling generous, and I'm not feeling mean, so I'll give it a 2/5.

> Starts in South Africa. > Still doesn't get Madagascar. > Wow.

Nothing ruins the game more than the premium features. Don't get me wrong, it's a cool game and all, but I would never pay money for it. 2/5.

So is the Sphinx level supposed to be hard as hell?

You guys missed an easter egg. If you click the save button twice in rapid succession, it will say the dev's name.

Chicken noodles, pepper sandwich, hot dog coffee, rice soda, and french jam butter juice. What am I doing with my life?

Devil, virus, and horror fit this game perfectly.