Reaperjmw

Turn the lights down low and shut your faces as i wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story. A story as heartwarming and soft as a mothers kiss…or is it? Shh. Once upon a time there was a boat. Now this wasn’t just any boat children it was a ship. A ship full of friends. Hundreds of friends. best friends one and all. A veritable friendship it was. get it? But it wouldn’t be very lady like of me if i didn’t mention the most noteworthy friend on board, Hatty hattington. Say hi to Hatty! Hatty was like king friend of friendship kingdom best friend to one and all, and walking definition of handsome gentleman. Now one fine morning Hatty and pals set out for a new exciting adventure. What fantastic wonders would they discover this time? perhaps they’d come across a scary ghost ship or perhaps they’d find an island made entirely of candy. Perhaps they’d meet a band of scary swashbuckling pirates and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy. who knew? But it didn’t matter so long as they were together. There were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared. Now today twas a day like any other adventury day, spirits were uncrushably high everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time, when suddenly the ocean was all like surprise and a huge massive storm brewed out of nowhere. Wa shuu shuu shuu shuu. Boy that was quick, and there was thunder BOOM! and lightning BOOM! and the wind Boom wa shuu shuu shshshshshsu. and like that it was over. ‘is everyone okay" said Hatty "i don’t know what id do if i even lost one of you" Hatty continued. but the eye of the storm is very misleading children. Never turn your back on it because the ocean was all like Sike! and it came back even bigger this time! Twice as big! wa shuu shuu shuu shuu. As if Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth. Wa shuu brbrbrbrbrb wa shuu shuu shuu. boy he was pissed…he was mad. shuu shuu shuu. and the rain came down like a shower of bullets ah…ahahah. And the floorboards were buckling and creaking and breaking and pieces of their ship were raining down like Shards of broken dreams! Then reginald comes upstairs and hes all like “i say gentleman i do believe we’ve found ourselves in a spot of bother” and everyone else was like “Really what tipped you off genius!” And then Hatty was all like “hey be nice”. Wa shuu shuu shushsuuhsuhu. Huge giant waves thrashed the boat to and fro, fro and to. Carelessly sprinkling friend after friend into the cold unforgiving abyss of the deep dark ocean! Everyone was screaming like “HELP ME!”. Splash Splash! And there was this huge Whale like MWAUAUAUAUAUAUW. And made it super scary! And i think there was a shark, wa shu, Yup there he is oh god. wa shuu babababa da doo. Then hatty was like “hold on to your butts, LAND HO!”. and bang bang bang smash! a shipwreck as told by their fate books of…fate. While it seems like the end this is merely the beginning of another fantastic journey for crew of the s.s. friend…ship.