Rebel86's Comments

Oh my god this is amazing.

Does the key do anything?

I fully bought and upgraded a ninja, because ninjas are awesome, only to find that it can only attack backwards. Wow. That's helpful...

Seems legit.

I hate how when you fall, that's game over. It doesn't even restart, it just stands by the wall. 1/5

Because when the government finds crazed gunmen hunting down innocent civilians, the first thing they do is offer the nutter a job!

That hat is going to look so stylish on my newly decapitated head.

Weird, I refreshed the page and it worked. 5/5 now.

The cage in like the third one doesn't close. I looked up a walkthrough and it said click on it, but it STILL didn't work. 2/5 until fixed.

The sound the X's make when they go in the board is weirdly satisfying.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Reminiscent of Bit Trip Runner. Brilliantly simplistic, endlessly frustrating, curiously addicting, and a rocking soundtrack to underscore every moment of space-bar-breakingly maddening insanity.

Play SOPA/PIPA, a free online game on Kongregate. More like experience SOPA/PIPA, a free vaguely interactive medium on Kongregate. 5/5 stars anyway.

I have never been more determined to bloody well get past a menu screen.

Boring and pointless. There isn't even a score counter. 1/5.

1) Go to level two. 2) Park your whale so that the balls bounce repeatedly onto the bottom left cloud. 3) Leave it for a while, so there are a million balls on-screen. 4) ??? 5) Profit!

Protip: Don't upload an incomplete game. Protip #2: Don't upload the freaking Stencyl tutorial. 1/5, flagged, gtfo.

I'm colorblind. This game sucks.

The best part is how the pigs oink and snort along to the music. Reminds me of how Goombas jump along to the music in New Super Mario Bros.

Terrible. Crap Stencyl games like this really need to be banned from this site. 1/5