Hello. My name may be RedNeck630 but do not let this fool you: I am NOT the stereotypical redneck. The stereotype is “stupid, dumbass who does stupid and dangerous stuff because it is fun.” My difference? I am not stupid.
Let me put it this way:
How many rednecks do you know that have the potential to write a paragraph?
How many of those do you think could write an 8-page essay?
How many of those do you think would get a 100% on that essay?
How many of those do you think could write a short story, freehand, not type?
How many of those do you think could and would turn that short story, spawned from the deep recesses of his or her imagination, into an approximate 400 page book?
Do you think he or she would write an engaging and entertaining book?
How many of those do you think could write a second book in sequel to the first with plans for at least five more books in the series?
I am going to take a guess here and say that your answer will likely either be: I don’t know any rednecks that well (if at all) or zero.
Well, I can do, will do, and have done all of the above.
A friend of mine created htpp://www.starcraft2masterstrategies.com/ of which I am an Administratve Consultant I believe is the word. I deal with issues of the people. Because I am not an avid gamer of StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty, that is all I do with it.
I have created the facebook page StarCraft & Brood Wars Strategies (yes, I know I spelled Brood War wrong, that was a typo that I only caught after making the page) and I have helped dozens of people with strategies on StarCraft and Brood War as well as other issues. The worst technological issue I was asked to help with was a lag error (very odd the way this lag worked) and I helped the guy fix his problem (he had an outdated and obsolete computer, not to mention it was a Macintosh; nothing is designed for Mac while everything is designed for Windows) by recommending he use a better computer, and switch to a windows operating system. I guided him through a process in which he downloaded a Windows Proxy server and I instructed him on how to install it. Unfortunately, he did not get a new computer (or if he did, it was not the one I recommended: the CyberPower PC Black Pearl).
The point to all of this?
I suppose my point is I am an avid gamer an have had experience dealing with issues of all kinds. If you play StarCraft and need help, I suggest you email me.
email: eric.damico.2012@gmail.com
Oh, by the way, if you have a problem with anything I have said, then deal with it. If you cannot, then I will proceed to shoot you in the face. Point and click.
Any issues on Kongregate? Check out these resources.
How do I…
http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help
Don’t be a jerk!
http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct
Hey, can I be a mod?
http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#become
If you have any other questions or need help on a game, feel free to ask. If I can, I most definitely will help!
Have fun; remember, you are here to play games, ascertain achievements, and mingle with the people through chat, not be an asshole. Please, try to keep your language clean (unless its necessary to express yourself; I am all for it) and keep insults to a minimum (if someone insults someone else, jokingly or otherwise, remind them that this is a site where everybody can get away from the big bad wolf that is the world; or, go with my method: tell them off [use profanity if you have to, but try to keep the FBombs to a minimum] or tell them to switch to a different room or to calm down or almost anything else to get them to shut up).
So, remember, insults are bogus, heinous, most non-triumphant
Lastly, and I quote the best movie ever here, be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes!
(P.S.: If you have never seen Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, go see it now! Wyld Stallyns…Deputy Van Halen…)
(P.P.S.: If you decide you do not want to watch an old movie, get the hell out right now.)
Thank you, and goodbye. Have a nice day! :D
 "RedNeck630")