Redbday's Comments

Are these aliens legal?

I got an axe fatality ad the axe stayed. Now I have a large battleaxe just sitting in the middle of my sandbox

Some emo goths have been kidnapped in the southern part of the country! No! Now nobody will come to my hotel!!!

Conceptually awesome. But some of these games are literally impossible (i.e. Get to the Telescope) and some I have played over and over and still have no friggin idea how to do (i.e. Fill the Balloon).

I really freaking hate when you stress out one square before reaching the blue treasure

I swear to God those helicopters are trying to hit my flock

Way too glitchy. My game is in a state of unmovability because a buccaneer ran into me right after my last fight and there's no "Go" button.

Love the tablature feature. Wrote a song on here and I plan on adding lyrics to it. Maybe I'll get my band to play it.

Of all the obstacles in the game, the flaming pterodactyls are undoubtedly the most annoying

you are a stimulated man who likes to discover dildos

you are a funny stud magnet who likes to misunderstand archaeologists