Repulsive

Christianity – The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live better if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is
present in humanity because a ribbed woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

[10:52:12 PM] StephenAboutman: I filled your mom’s tank up last night. XD

[10:52:26 PM] MrSpontaneous: Stephen: yeah, please don’t mess with the septic system again.

[10:52:35 PM] MrSpontaneous: Your dumps are legendary

I am one arrogant S.O.B.
In fact, the single most awesome person I have ever met in my entire life is myself.