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English: Lamp
Spanish: Lámpara
French: Lampe
German: Lampe
Italian: Lampada
Dutch: Lamp
Norwegian: Lampe
Portuguese: Lâmpada
Russian: Лампа
Chinese: 灯
Japanese: 明かり

I hereby claim ownership of the “Penetration Joke™”, in which the word “penetration” (or any other participle, tense, or the same word in another language) is used after a phrase or other descriptive word (which is not solely excluded to adjectives).
This was approved by Moderator Sir_Fratley of the League of Gamers under the condition that he receives 15% of all profits.
AMENDMENT: In some cases, the joke can also take a form in which the word or phrase FOLLOWS the original “penetrate” word. Whether or not this phrase qualifies as the “Penetration Joke” is to be determined at the owner’s (my) discretion.