FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BEAT THIS GAME:
Today's your lucky day, because I have a walkthrough for you!
Once the game loads, walk to the right. Open the door, and be ready to fight a bunch of people. But first open your fridge and make a sandwich while doing jumping jacks and counting your toes to the tune of Mary had a little lamb. If done correctly, you should've unlocked the "HARCORE!!!11!!oneone!!" badge. Now, open the door to the right. Ha ha, I lied, there are no bad guys in that room. Only a rope. You have to burn the rope. After you do that, open the next door. There will be a cake in that room. Don't eat the cake though, because you have to wait 20 minutes before you can swim. Congratulations, you just lost the game.
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