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Jan. 14, 2015
I think you should get points for shooting him in the groin.
He forgot the bird!
WTF happened to the volcano?
Jan. 13, 2015
If this person keeps getting stuck in the lofts and penthouses, then he is gonna be filthy rich!
Jan. 03, 2015
*gets to 4th level* "Time to do this... WHAT?! WHY ARE THE SQUARE ARRANGED INTO A PENIS? SERIOUSLY?" That was my reaction for the 4th level...
Jan. 01, 2015
Dislike this comment if you like it!
(not a typo fyi)
I love the cat. MROW!
I really like how the developer responds to almost all the comments. Also, you wouldn't be able to survive on earth after living on mars for awhile. Your bones would have already adjusted to MARS gravity and would not be suited for EARTH gravity. The would shatter. But otherwise AMAZING game.
Developer Reply
Thanks. They're working on this and will probably have it somewhat figured out by the time people actually go. For example running on treadmills with weights, etc. Funny how your body just gets rid of bone in that scenario.
Even the easter egg is sad! Why can't you let something good happen in this game?
Ha ha. If something good happened, it would really betray what I was trying to do.
"Well, I was actually writing some visual novels." That broke the fourth wall for me. XD
Dec. 25, 2014
SEIZURE WARNING! You need a seizure warning for this kind of game. I really don't want to report this game.
LOL probably doesn't matter what I say here, I'll get tons of up-votes anyways!(also, great game! HILARIOUS!!!)
Dec. 23, 2014
Please add upgrades.
Nevermind about ANY comments I posted before this one.
Nevermind about not minding...
Nevermind.
You did great with the controls in the first game, but can't you at least let people who use the arrow keys the ability to play comfortably? Thanks.
Dec. 21, 2014
At first I thought someone started playing Jumanji.
This game is all the evidence we need to show that games are art. 5/5
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