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Feed the King

Play Feed the King

Apr. 04, 2018

Rating: 3

"Sire, might I suggest we hire some new knights? There have been flying bombs an-" "No. Get some more cakes." "But, your majesty-" "Did I stutter, peasant?"

SUPERHOTline Miami Deluxe

Play SUPERHOTline Miami Deluxe

Mar. 21, 2018

Rating: 14

"I wonder what all those gunshots and screams were... Well, guess I'll just stand here."

Epic Coaster

Play Epic Coaster

Mar. 21, 2018

Rating: 12

"Mr. Johnson, you are going to love this idea. What if we made a rollercoaster where the rider controls the coaster?" "What do you mean by 'control'?" "Oh, the cars jump. Don't worry, the coaster won't do any tricks, that would be way too dangerous. Anyway, we thought the coaster would have lots of fireworks, planes are gonna fly over, and skydivers are jump out of them." "Todd, this is the most wonderful idea I have ever heard. Let's build it."

Shop Empire Galaxy

Play Shop Empire Galaxy

Feb. 20, 2018

Rating: 4

Ah, they're making ANOTHER Shop Empire. Fantastic, now I can play this one with a different theme.

Cinema Madness

Play Cinema Madness

Jan. 16, 2018

Rating: 8

I too, carry a plunger with me and reward a random stranger with it.

Battalion Commander 2

Play Battalion Commander 2

Jan. 12, 2018

Rating: 6

It seems that my enemies don't know they're being stabbed and just die a few seconds later...

Endless Migration

Play Endless Migration

Jan. 08, 2018

Rating: 4

"The wild Canadian Goose flies across the ocean, in search of a flock. It finds one, and follows the leader blindly into jet engines and planes that apparently fly very close to each other."

Dibbles 4: A Christmas Crisis

Play Dibbles 4: A Christmas Crisis

Dec. 23, 2017

Rating: 7

"Oh, hey look, it's Dave. I wonder why he's frozen. Well, time to go the opposite direction."

Rogue's Light - The Greedy Cave

Play Rogue's Light - The Greedy Cave

Nov. 09, 2017

Rating: 8

From the look of it, it's in the design of Don't Starve, and has the mechanics of Enchanted Cave 2. It's extremely entertaining, but not really original, and get rid of the "BUY A PACKAGE OF CRYSTALS FOR A KAJILLION DOLLARS!" thing. It makes it more of a stereotypical mobile game.

ClueSweeper

Play ClueSweeper

Nov. 06, 2017

Rating: 12

"Oh, no! I'm out of time! Uhhhhhh... IT'S YOU!" "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "Wait, what?"

Sort the Court!

Play Sort the Court!

Oct. 13, 2017

Rating: 167

The scientist looks like two children stacked on top of each other... Is it Timmy's friends?

Freeway Fury

Play Freeway Fury

Sep. 21, 2017

Rating: 4

I want my gravestone to be "you are DEAAAAAAAAAAAD"

Haunt the House

Play Haunt the House

Aug. 20, 2017

Rating: 8

Lady, you just saw the bathtub float 83 times, please jump out the window or walk out the door.

Animation Throwdown

Play Animation Throwdown

Jul. 14, 2017

Rating: 6

This is seriously spellstone, but branded.

Get Off My Lawn

Play Get Off My Lawn

Jun. 16, 2017

Rating: 4

You know, maybe these people would stop ruining your lawn, if, I don't know, you stop running them over with a lawnmower. Just a thought.

MadBurger

Play MadBurger

Jun. 09, 2017

Rating: 4

Of course, what's a launch game without floating tomato slices in the sky?

Sushi Cat 2

Play Sushi Cat 2

Apr. 21, 2017

Rating: 10

Sushi Cat 3: Sushi cat has to pay for the sushi he ate Sushi Cat 4: Sushi cat is bankrupt

Curl Up and Fly!

Play Curl Up and Fly!

Apr. 15, 2017

Rating: 6

"Fred? Why are launching an armadillo from a cannon, then having it hold a rocket?" "Who cares?"

Upgrade Complete 2

Play Upgrade Complete 2

Apr. 14, 2017

Rating: 5

I love the first upgrade for the game music, it's hilarious when a bunch of ships are blowing up and there's just "dum dum dum" in the background.

Mushroom Madness 3

Play Mushroom Madness 3

Mar. 26, 2017

Rating: 3

"Hey, the animals all strangely want to steal our mushrooms-" "GET THE TESLA!!!"

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