I started in Madagascar, then after half an hour playing they finally sent out a boat. With my parasite being not detectable at all, the Greenlanders and Aussies still managed to close their freaking borders, airports and ports....
#1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door P.S--oopsies! :)
Pretty nice, disturbing that your mind was able to come up with a game like this though, it probably try to wack this kind of ideas out of my head with a baseball bat...xD
I really like it, but I have some troubles with the hit physics, where in Zelda games you make a 180 degrees swing you only make a 90 degrees swing in this game which kind makes it hard int he beginning of the game. (oh and i got a lot of lag) anyway 4/5
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