Rowmeister

MY NAME IS ACKSOOK I LIV IN A HOLE IN TA MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN AND YOU CAN FIND MY HOLE BACUS THEYRE IS A TWIG A BOUT A MILE A WAY THAT POINTES NORTH OR WAS IT SUTH MABEE WEEST SORRY FUR MA SPEELING BUTT I WUS TAUGHT BY AN EGUAINA TAT CRALLED INTOO MY PANTS AT 3 YEERS OOLD MY PARENTES LEFT MA AT A YUNG AGE TOO JOIN THEE EDD SULLIVAN SHOW ASE YOO HAVE PROBABLEE NOTICED AYE DO NOT TYPE PERIODS BEECUS I AM ALLERGIC TO THEM AND COULD GEET SEERIUSLEE DAMAGED MENTALLY IFF AYE DO I LKIVE BY EATING MY EGUINAS BABIES ( SHEE HAS THEM ON A RAGGULER BASES) MY ALL TIME HEERO IS FRODO BAGGINS BECUS HEE SAVED THEE WORLD IN TA YEER 200 BC AN I WOODINT BEE ALIFE IF HE DID NUT MY BEEST FREND IS A TAUKING WEESEL NAMED eDWARD THAT CRALLED INTOO MY PANTS IN THEE AGE OF 2 HE LEEVES IN MY BELLY BUTTON AN OFFTEN LIVES IN MA PANTS SO THIS IS ME ACKSOOK TINKEL DINK. O GOD MA ALLERGYS! aCHOOOO! MA BRANE! EDWARD GET THE WIPES. ACHOO!!!