If the pink dot and the white dot love each other...
I JUST PLAYED AN ADULT GAME!?
24 times I helped that white dot meet up with the pink one. 24 TIMES.
While I also have the complaint about the drifting forward while attacking, there is a way to stay in attack range. If you are using the lvl 2 dual swords (maybe others too) and you hammer with light attacks throw in two heavy and go back to light, you will jump-kick and swing down which pushes yourself back a bit to be able to repeat. although the fact that you then start taking enough damage to takes that slight advantage away from me.
For some reason the game has refused to work for me all day. It just get's stuck on the loading screen after it gets to 100%. While your logo is very cool, I would rather play your game than stare at it.
I'm troubled by the active power priorities. I went max beast evolution and so most of my abilities are active. I can see no way to switch between one and and the others so it ends up mostly being random with me waiting to use one of the less usefull abilities rather thatn on i could really benefit from in that situation.
So every villain has minions that reflect them? Kobalt has Robots, Scythe has Skulls, Captain Tentacle (lol) has Squids, Lightning Girl has Toasters and Jellyfish. While I, the great Iron Phantom, has Balls. No, yeah. Seems legit.
My only complaint is that the discovery of certain items seems a little unbalanced. By the time I found the ninja garb I was already a sea god for a bit. Granted I doubled back and died once or twice, but still. That wasn't the only example. all in all a great game. 5/5. If you spam A, Rangor doesn't seem to be too much trouble. Especially if you backflip him away, close, spam, repeat. One toasted Monster-Beaver.
I'm a bit confused because I got the medium badge before I got the easy one. Mine was an almost perfect tower the exact width of the platform... until I got to 250. then my tower decided to do some stretches and get a little personal space from it's other half. After this point my tower looked like ass. and then I got it pretty again... somehow. Until the point where the whole thing imploded. Then I submit my score and gtfo. I'm done with this game forever. I can sense the rage already and I like my laptop a lot so I can never play this game again. Goodbye 99 bricks.
Congratulations, You killed a man! I actually admire the boss. Going back to work every day after taking that abuse. And the people he fired are actually crazy. Bags on head, underwear and shirt... No wonder he had to fire them. You know, for all we know, the guys work actually DID suck. I think the sequel should be from the boss' point of view. Him getting back to work every day.
The High Scores for this game are tracked all weird. I'm not good enough to get on the Dibbles Saved, but I'm not bad enough to get on the Dibbles Killed. Also, I think this should track King Deaths as lower is better. Just Sayin'.
Still a great game even though apparently, I beat it before the achievements and on a different computer. Normally no problem... except that I have a laptop with no mouse. "Don't throw backwards" is a smidge more difficult for me.
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