Roxxia

Uhm.

I art.

That’s all.

Bye bye.

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SirenAngelique is my awesome (adopted) big sister >.> Wish I could trade my real sister for her :I

I steal quotes.

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thejes: opens door in the yard, lets the dogs out

FeatheredFeline: Runs away

thejes: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?

FeatheredFeline: Jes did ^

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TheKingofPies: m8 ur wily is tiny

TheKingofPies: m8 its like a wet shrimp

TheKingofPies: m8 ur penis is small

salagos: My dick, need no introduction, your dick, don’t even function

TheKingofPies: Ah, but function it does.

salagos: My dick, V.I.P., your dick, needs I.D.

TheKingofPies: In all 374 ways.

salagos: :3

TheKingofPies: YOU SAYIN’ MAH PENIS IS AN IMMIGRANT?

Roxxia: XD

salagos: YES

salagos: I

salagos: IT’S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN

salagos: e.e

TheKingofPies: GOOD.

salagos: tentacle reference?

TheKingofPies: BECAUSE IT IS.

salagos: o.o

TheKingofPies: wait

Roxxia: ….tentacle porn >w<

TheKingofPies: i mean

TheKingofPies: BAD

TheKingofPies: BECAUSE IT ISN’T.

salagos: Roxxia likes tentacle porn? o.o

TheKingofPies: Every posh black person loves tentacle porn.

Roxxia: < very posh

salagos: Roxxia

salagos: I believe it

salagos: >.>

Roxxia: HE BELIEEEEEEEVES!

salagos: my girlfriend seems very posh too, imo

Roxxia: Wait, what does he believe?

TheKingofPies: Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

salagos: At least compared to Americans she’s Posh

salagos: she’s no a chav

salagos: She’s cool for cats

salagos: :3

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TheKingofPies: Actually, if I avoid any potential health hazards, I’ve got a good 80 years left.

Roxxia: Here, PK. Have a ****.

Roxxia: Offers cigs

TheKingofPies: I loves 4 asterisks.

TheKingofPies: Oh look, the cigarettes are laced with Nitroglycerin.

TheKingofPies: Boom

guigolum: Smoking killed him

Roxxia: And that, kids, is why you should never play with fags.

salagos: O.o

salagos: ^puns

Roxxia: **** is censored but fags isn’t?

salagos: **** is a cigarette

salagos: ma’am

TheKingofPies: Actually, the explosion caused by lighting the Nitroglycerin killed me.

Roxxia: WHAT ****ERY IS THIS?!

salagos: fags anyway

salagos: fags are*

Roxxia: fags is the plural of ****.

TheKingofPies: Technically, the cigarette had nothing to do with it. Nor did smoking.

salagos: fags is the plural of Pies

TheKingofPies: Pies is the plural of penis.

TheKingofPies: Wait, that’s insulting me.

TheKingofPies: Darn.

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Roxxia: Shits rainbows in Pie’s bed

Roxxia: You’re welcome.

TheKingofPies: Cleans sheets

TheKingofPies: Das kinkeh.

TheKingofPies: But no.

Roxxia: Kinkeh, huh?

Roxxia: Performs a striptease for PK

TheKingofPies: Nosebleed

TheKingofPies: Oh.

salagos: ._.;

salagos: I just died a little on the inside

salagos: actually

Roxxia: hugs sal You’re still my bitch .>

salagos: o.o

salagos: <

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salagos: The friend I normally play with is in New Zealand

salagos: That whole area down there has shitty internet

TheKingofPies: Which reminds me, stop playing with Spook.

salagos: <

TheKingofPies: Pretty sure it’s illegal what you do, sal.

salagos: “playing with”

salagos: >.>

Roxxia: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SPOOK?

Roxxia: HOW DARE YOU!

Frogboogie: Only K-

Frogboogie: …

Frogboogie: wut

TheKingofPies: Wait.

TheKingofPies: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SAL?

TheKingofPies: I ALREADY KNEW THIS.

salagos: ._.

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Roxxia: wait, we’re talking about injuries now?

Roxxia: kay

Roxxia: I broke my brother’s arm.

Roxxia: When I was 5.

Dust_: On purpose?

Roxxia: yush.

Roxxia: HE STOLE MY APPLE DAMNIT

Roxxia: MY PAPER APPLE

Dust_: WTF ROX

Dust_: You took my apple…an arm breaking is in order.

Roxxia: Exactly.

Roxxia: So you understand.

Dust_: Remind me to compliment you on all your art and never be mean.

HeadBanger66: XD

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TheKingofPies: imho it’s night until the moon goes into a coma and falls through the sky. The sun rushes to assist the moon, but it’s already too late.

TheKingofPies: At which point the sun proceeds to summon a bunch of marshmallows to piss on us.

Roxxia: Those pissing marshmallows.

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Seigeengine: also I really like licking my fingers and stroking my eyebrows

Roxxia: He likes licking his fingers.

Roxxia: Teehee.

Seigeengine: I think I picked it up from a book somewhere. A character did that, and I tried it, and it feels rather nice.

Seigeengine: tehe i liek liking many tings gurl c;

TheKingofPies: Like door knobs.

TheKingofPies: And trampolines.

Seigeengine: tehe nobs n tramps

Roxxia: HE LIKES LICKING TRAMPS

Seigeengine: What?

Seigeengine: No, I don’t.

Roxxia: X3

TheKingofPies: So when you watched Lady and the Tramp…

Seigeengine: Don’t blame me for what she does!

TheKingofPies: Did you ever shag your TV?

Roxxia: Of course he did! >.>

Seigeengine: That sounds painful.

Seigeengine: Also, is this an old tv?

Seigeengine: because I don’t want anything Im "shag"ing to explain.

Seigeengine: explode*

Seigeengine: not explain

TheKingofPies: It’s a combination of all tv’s ever made.

TheKingofPies: Ever.

Seigeengine: that would just be silly

Roxxia: Actually, it’d be pretty cool.

TheKingofPies: “PETER, GET YER DICK OUTTA THE TV.”

TheKingofPies: “THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING MOLESTED.”

Seigeengine: i thawt that was becuz im a smexy beest?

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Roxxia: One day, the wii’s gonna have a game where you can have virtual sex >.>

TheKingofPies: And on that day, I’ll be glad there’s two Wii’s in my house.

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Everyone_: Hello.

Roxxia: LOL

Toine4991: hallo

brangle: XD

Roxxia: And btw Everyone.

Roxxia: I ****ing hate you.

brangle: We all ****ing hate Everyone.

brangle: But do you know who I hate the most… The Brangle character he’s a real dick.

Everyone_: ;~;

Fluffy_Panda: Yeah. Brangle sucks

Roxxia: ^

brangle: So does Light.

Fluffy_Panda: lol

HeadBanger66: Everyone, you are a green pus filled pygmy with rectum facial displacement and a body odor of larva excrement.

HeadBanger66: And that’s not even trying… <

Everyone_: ;~;

brangle: XD

Fluffy_Panda: Damn, Hb ._.

HeadBanger66: … not very happy since a week ago Fluffy…

Roxxia: Everyone, if I knew you in real life, I’d beat you to death with a burning bag of dogshit.

brangle: In other words, Everyone is the scum of the Earth.

Fluffy_Panda: Hb, you might as well have dick slapped him right after screwing his mother.

HeadBanger66: Nah

brangle: He already did that.

HeadBanger66: I’ve screwed guys’ mothers to get back at them…

HeadBanger66: Doesn’t really work.

brangle: I wouldn’t know. XD

HeadBanger66: Besides, the woman I’m mad at… her mom hates me… and I hate the guy I’m mad at’s mom.

HeadBanger66: So… yeah…

brangle: If everyone’s life had a face I’d punch it in the balls.

HeadBanger66: If my balls had a face… they’d tell some interesting stories.

brangle: XD

Everyone_: .

RisingDragon1998: who is this everyone fellow? o.O

brangle: He’s a dick.

HeadBanger66: He’s a crab infested bush wart.

brangle: And a rapist.

Fluffy_Panda: He’s okay

RisingDragon1998: wait……it took me this long to figure out you guys were ranting on this guy and not everyone in general :l

TheKingofPies: le penis

brangle: Rising you do make me laugh sometimes.

RisingDragon1998: i really have no clue if thats good or bad o.o

brangle: T’is good.

RisingDragon1998: k

HeadBanger66: He laughs while looking at you naked.

RisingDragon1998: good to know

brangle: How did you know I’m naked?

HeadBanger66: …I didn’t. I was saying you were looking at Rising, when HE is naked.

HeadBanger66: .

Fluffy_Panda: You’re brangle. You’re always naked

brangle: That is true.

RisingDragon1998: fluffy has a point

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neoncannon2: I draw with pencils and paper.

Roxxia: I’m a digital artist.

Roxxia: **** paper and pencils.

Roxxia: I’m saving the trees!

TheKingofPies: You know who wanted to save the Trees? Hitler. What a glorious man he was. R.I.P.

Roxxia: If I could travel back in time,

Roxxia: I’d travel back to WW2

Roxxia: And I’d sneak into Hitler’s bedroom and shave his moustache during his sleep.

Roxxia: That’ll teach him for stealing my Nutella.

TheKingofPies: Maybe someone already did that Roxy, and that’s why he killed himself.

Zeferon: bitch please, you gotta go go to the future otherwise paradoxes

TheKingofPies: You don’t HAVE to go to the future. Nobody forces you to do so.

Roxxia: I don’t wanna go to the future.

Roxxia: I wanna go to the past.

Roxxia: And I’ll take back a dinosaur as a souvenir.

neoncannon2: Lmao, right?

neoncannon2: “This is my pet. Rexxy.”

Roxxia: No.

Roxxia: No no no.

Zeferon: s’up to you put thr past is dangerous

Roxxia: My pet will be called Bob.

TheKingofPies: Didn’t know there was such a thing as thr past.

Zeferon: classic

Roxxia: Because Bob is the most badass name since the prehistoric times.

neoncannon2: I MEANT SINCE IT WILL BE A T-REX

neoncannon2: Oh, shit.

TheKingofPies: I wonder what THR past is like.

neoncannon2: Caps, my bad.

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TheKingofPies: My real name is Negro McBoxerShort Stealeroonie.

TheKingofPies: The third.

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FeatheredFeline: VAL

FeatheredFeline: I ****ING <

HeadBanger66: He’s been talking about it for hours now.

Roxxia: I WANNA BE ****ING <

salagos: >.>

salagos: :3

salagos: humps takeshiMK

salagos: nonsense

Keac: Takeshi o_o

salagos: morning sex = best sex

TakeshiMK: GH

TakeshiMK: GAH

TakeshiMK: WTF

FeatheredFeline: Brian sex = Ugly sex

salagos: it’s okay

TakeshiMK: I….

salagos: I finished

salagos: e.e

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spookahunadoo: Keac enjoyed watching Roxxia explode.

Keac: <

Keac: >.>

Keac: What?

TakeshiMK: . . .

TakeshiMK: Kinky

Roxxia: Keac can fap to donkey porn; we already know he’s not all right.

salagos: :3

Keac: ^@Roxxi

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Frogboogie: WORSHIP THE BITCH

TakeshiMK: bows down to Frog

Frogboogie: o_O

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Frogboogie: wait

Frogboogie: Nevermind that Roxx.

Frogboogie: :I

Frogboogie: I can deal with it.

88death1: what

88death1: ?

Roxxia: condom shopping

Frogboogie: Yep

88death1: o.ol

Frogboogie: Siren needs some.

88death1: Ok… then

Frogboogie: It hurts too much.

Frogboogie: :I