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Idle Mine
Jun. 29, 2014
Rating: -8
"Blacksmith had a stroke." Shit.
Zombies Ate My Motherland
Dec. 23, 2013
Rating: 1
This game proves that Brown Bears do in fact lead Armies.
The Sagittarian
Aug. 10, 2013
Rating: 8
*Hits Zombie with Hammer, It Explodes* Ohhh..... So now they wanna pull the suicide bomber crap?
Feed the King
Nov. 09, 2012
Rating: 5
*Muffin comes as im on my last life and next to a Bomb* Challenge Accepted
Racing Comrade!
Nov. 07, 2012
Rating: -5
*Is Vladimir Lenin and Kicks Comrade Ivan in Shin* Offical: STOP THERE!!!! *Lenin hands him Papers* Offical: Oh... This explains it all.. Carry on!
Interactive Buddy
Aug. 08, 2012
Rating: 3
Easy way to get Money is to Get him in Corner and Spray him with Fire hose so he does summersalts
Happy Wheels
Jul. 25, 2012
I love this Game! Russia Supports the Wheels of Happinesss!!! :D
Trollface Launch
I finally Have enough to buy it!!!!! Wait, Oh i missed read it... *Another Launch* YES, I FINALLY... Oh wait.... *One more launch* YES, I.... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Smoking Kills
Jul. 03, 2012
If that was really Russia, It would've took 18 bullets to kill that guy.
Warfare: 1917
Dec. 03, 2011
Rating: 14
German Machine Gun Team: OH YEAH!!! FROM DA HIP!!!! Bristish Officer: I'll just kill you with my never missing .357 Magmun!
Look at those Germans!!! Blowing Officers and Snipers up adds morale to their team!
Just Trolling
Nov. 24, 2011
Rating: 2
Lol, Dont be Stereotypitic.
Rating: 6
Soviet likes Trolling
(Insert "in soviet Russia" joke here)
Soviet Conquest
Aug. 24, 2011
Rating: 22
HOW DARE THEY SAY GERMANY DESTORYED ME JUST BECAUSE I WANTED MILLIONS OF TROOPS!!!!! WHO MADE THIS GAME?!? THEY SHALL SUFFER!!!
Mooo!
Aug. 15, 2011
I love how cows cant jump. But, they can fill things upside down.
The Last Stand
Aug. 06, 2011
Rating: -3
Put 1 hour on repairs and rest on survivers an i found a UMP.45. WTF!!!!
Rating: 18
The motherland is the best Country ever!!!! URH!!!!
Whack Your Boss!
Jul. 26, 2011
Rating: 4
Ruler equals the most epic Tomahawk kill ever!!!!
Cubikill 3
I saw the guy that wasnt from America and i said, "He isn't like them, he shall live."
ACTION TURNIP!!!
Jul. 22, 2011
I wonder if that Turnip is Russian. His badass face says yes!!!!
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