Sabre_of_Pain's Comments

Pay to win trash

Woulda rated this 4 stars, but not only does it make you watch video to get your already hard earned rewards (-1 star) but the video isn't available anymore and thus I can't even get the reward (-1 more star)

pressing f only makes the sword swing 1/4 times I press the button.

this game is painfully boring. 2 stars.

Rating 1 star because the slash distance seems to be random and cause of the bugs.

This game is frustrating. A simple game, with simple programming, you'd think. But no. Frequently slashes will stop before finishing, or I'll get hit by something mid slash, or out of nowhere for no reason the game will lag for a fraction of a second and the click I did doesn't register, so I sit there like a bum and take an arrow to the knee. This would be a neat game if ti wasn't so buggy.

I can't stand the movement in this. It's like, they tried to do something unique with movement but honestly its garbage. The movement starts slow and very rapidly accelerates, then continues after you've let go of the arrow key. It's extremely disorienting and unnatural feeling.

Yet another idle game. This one seems to be a shameless copy of adventure capitalist too.

Letter c and letter o look exaotly the same!

After not putting the word fate beside the phone and supposedly not knowing the word even though I had it, the phone started beeping non stop. Nothing, not even the chapters end would stop the beeping.

ginger bread man code is on the curtains. kitchen drawer code is on the presents under the tree. candy swastika code is in the fridge. tiny red present goes in front of the mouse hole. moustache from the cat picture goes on the cupboard beside the mouse hole.

How in the world do you beat level 26?

The "super hot" thing is really irritating just sounds like a poorly edited audio recording of your own voice. You can have the words super hot without the voice you know.

Last level is MUCH harder than the boss. over 5000 hp left when I beat the boss, but I can't beat the last island. If the last island is gonna be that hard, the cap on upgrades needs to be 30 instead of 25 and the boss needs to be MUCH harder.

"that plane had a nuclear engine!" "I know, that's why their chasing me, I stole the only working prototype" Whut.

That so good logo makes me want to gouge my eyes out and stick hot burning rods in my ears.

There's some kind of data leak where monsters get stuck on the screen and become unmoving. They count as killed despite their animations still being there. I beat the final boss this way. I was fighting it for the 4th time then all of a sudden it stopped moving and I got the victory screen xD

I don't understand what I'm supposed to do, it seems to be trial and error, it doesn't tell me what a right code is?

ASFAKHSFAHSGAKSJFH GLEAN 2! How did I just discover this?

Doesn't kongregate have some kind of anti spam filter or moderation so it doesn't turn into newgrounds? cause this shit should be on newgrounds.