Main Character
Name: Regiwaltz
Age: 69
Height 6’9
Race: Part Neko, Part Dragon, Part Vampire, Part Werewolf, Part Parrot, Part Pesticide, Part Elf, Part Dwarf, Part Celestial, Part Rabbit, Part Kangaroo, Part Aardvark, Part Anime, Part Edge, Part Fluorescent Lamp, Part Chicken, Part Republican, Part Demon, Part Fallen Angel, Part Fedora.
Appearance: Bald and morbidly obese, Regiwaltz is quite the looker.
Profession: Transvestite Butler
Bio: Regiwaltz was hatched from an egg laid by Carl Sagan’s essence after it was raped by Cerberus, Poseidon, and The Brave Little Toaster. Regiwaltz was born half-retarded and raised by several furries from Gaia Online. He went on in life to become a professional trombone player and then a butler.
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