SageBahamut's Comments

Feb. 14, 2014

Rating: 2

Death = start over from the beginning, no power-ups retained? 1/5 - I, too, look back on the NES days with nothing but cringe.

Feb. 12, 2014

Rating: -1

Would be nice if "help" button linked to /this level/ instead of "here, watch everything you've already done for 20 minutes and hope you remember the level you need when it comes around."

Mar. 18, 2013

Rating: -2

New version update! Drones still don't give xps. Drones still destroy boxes rather than collecting or ignoring them. New version of new game, still no option to disallow "deluxe" cheating from games. Stacking still broken.

Mar. 08, 2013

Rating: 2

Download required? 1/5

Mar. 02, 2013

Rating: 0

Unbreak stacking. Unbreak drones for XPs. 3x the work for 1x the payout was not okay in SSL1 and is less okay after you fixed it the first time.

Oct. 25, 2012

Rating: 1

Difficulty scales faster than gear unlocks. Piles o money from lost fights, no more gear to spend it on, game cannot continue. 1/5

Sep. 21, 2012

Rating: -40

Well, this was fun while it lasted. "Requires Flash Player 11 to play." Click download button. "Current Flash Player Version: 10.3.blahblahblah" and no mention of 11+ anywhere on linked site. Game I was able to play then suddenly not anymore? 1/5. Also 1/5 because of "premium" content and anything involving Kreds.

Sep. 26, 2011

Rating: -2

Unable to proceed past first area - "activate" key does not function regardless of keyboard settings. Everything else does, but cannot play w/o Activate key. 1/5 for a game that is 1 screen long.

Jul. 12, 2011

Rating: 4

I love how, the first person I hired was a blacksmith, so every customer wants sandals, boots, gloves... And, oh yeah, I can pay money to be able to hire a tailor... y'know what, how about go to hell? Does that work for you instead?

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

Wait, that's all of it? dude, not cool. I was just getting used to the controls! + if you want more levels.

May. 11, 2011

Rating: -7

Played through it once. Came back, save was gone. Played through again, came back, save was fine. Badges went in, came back, save was gone. Again. 1/5 and I'm done with Kongregate until this gets fixed.

Apr. 23, 2011

Rating: -5

Spend an hour and a half playing, save game. Come back next day, save games gone. 1/5 and no replay.

Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: -2

Beat the boss after the badges were added. Didn't get the badge, or the shiny challenge thing. Beat him again. Still nothing. 1/5.

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 2

Play game for two hours. Finish everything but the last quest. Come back after 20 minute drive home. Find all three save slots blank. 0/5.

Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: -11

There should be an option to block people from joining a game who have the premium weapon packs on. I feel bad winning games by hundreds of points just because someone on my team is paying to cheat.

Feb. 18, 2011

Rating: -5

Game has now stopped loading entirely. Not even spinny wheel. Just black. Permanent black. Tried on Safari and on Firefox, both black. Page says "done." No sign of loading. Just permanent blackness and no game.

Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: -5

Spinny thing needs to go away and game actually run, not sit there spinning for 20 minutes when I can't even turn off your annoying music.

Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 2

That hobo is like the Duck Hunt dog. Every time he pops up with his sign to remind me that, oh yeah, I failed level 25 -again- I'd like to shove a dynamite down his throat.

Jan. 25, 2011

Rating: 1

Oh yeah, I just got the unkillable red skeleton thing too.

Jan. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

Only thing I couldn't figure out was how to make the title guys cry.