"You've built a PRODUCTION! Now click CITY to progress!" ^_^ *Stops* *Looks at the glowing CITY icon* *Clicks it* -Nothing- O_o *Looks at the TOWN icon next to it* *Clicks it* -PINGS- HURRAH! MISLEADING ICONS FO-THA-W!N!!!11!!!!!1111ONE!!!!!!!!!
"Okey, i wonder what this game is..." *loads*
"Not too fancy at all-" (Achievement unlocked!)
O_o
"But, I didn't do anythi-" *You've been given a weapon as an achievement!*
OwO
"Wow, I'm liking this game already! Come on, show me what APOCALYPTIC DOOMSDAY WEAPONRY I'll-"
(You've been given....a ROCK!)
o_o
*Repeatedly. Smashes. Head. Against. Desk. Repeatedly*
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