Salagorian's Comments

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Wonderputt	Dec. 20, 2018 Rating: 4 I get it now! The kongpanion isn't a waterfall, it's a stream of tears from trying to earn the golden version of it!
Flood Runner 4	Dec. 18, 2018 Rating: 23 Listen, there's not a lot of games I actively don't like... but this is one of them.
Proke	Jun. 19, 2018 Rating: 0 I love this game - get to flex my vocabulary like no other.
Globetrotter XL	Dec. 15, 2014 Rating: 2 That was hands down the easiest Medium difficulty badge ever.
Pixel Purge	Nov. 20, 2014 Rating: 0 That moment when you die within a few bars of getting level 15...
Vector Conflict: The Siege	Nov. 12, 2014 Rating: 1 Is it bad that it took me five rounds to realize that the primary weapon was automatic?
Shopping Cart Hero	Nov. 10, 2014 Rating: 3 That moment when you get 599 distance early on and are forced to stare at it while you fail attempt after attempt to get the badge...
Haunt the House	Oct. 31, 2014 Rating: 5 So after five minutes of scaring a total of a single person out of the house, I possessed a flower pot and scared away ten people in a minute spinning around on a table.
Monster Breeding	Oct. 24, 2014 Rating: 1 I hate how your reputation goes to crap if you don't sell to somebody, even if they have an ungodly terrible deal. Why would I sell to you if your maximum budget is SIX coins?
Effing Worms	Oct. 10, 2014 Rating: -1 It's kinda useless to get the large wings. Eventually your worm just gets so big it "flys" anyways.
Music Catch 2	Oct. 08, 2014 Rating: -3 "Where's the bass drop?"
ELEPHANT RAVE	Oct. 05, 2014 Rating: 3 A quick tip that I found helped a lot: try not to move around a lot from the lasers on the top, only when you need to in order to not get hit.
Earn to Die 2012: Part 2	Dec. 06, 2013 Rating: -1 I like to play this game with the song "Move B*tch" by Ludacris in the background.
Deep Sea Hunter	Nov. 29, 2013 Rating: 1 I'm still trying to figure out the science behind the submarine's ability to halt all oceanic life, be completely invulnerable to damage, and travel through solid rock whenever it runs out of fuel.
Decision 2	Nov. 02, 2013 Rating: 14 I walked over to find two of the "construction zombies" chawing on the private areas of a body. Were they trying to get a promotion in the past life, or are they just hungry for some "exotic meat"?