Sammy123476's Comments

This is honestly a pretty crappy game. A mediocre wave defense shooter with bad sound, bad graphics, the story is aimless and disjointed, and all of the between-match comments are made to come from characters stolen from numerous movies. The enemies are poorly thought out, leading to impossible scenarios at times, where the only way to progress is to allow yourself to loose and retry the day. I give this game 1/5, and don't see it improving any time soon.

Would definitely be nice to let me use different key setups, so I could perhaps use both hands instead of having to switch between keys and end up dying because my finger went one key down and hit the windows button instead of Z.

*meanwhile back at the lab* We've come up with an invention for you. We call it.... the grenade. We're pretty sure no one made this already. Oh, and it kills people, or something.

"Harvesting the relic's power... an army of darkness rises to power..." Dev, you need to get pegged with a thesaurus.

I'm also having loading issues.

Reminds me of Katamari. It's fun, but I disagree with just using it as advertising for a bigger version that they don't even provide on this medium. 2/5

When I became the head of this company, I had the simple aspiration of taking over the world. People told me "A 61-employee company could -never- conquer the entire planet!" But then I informed them that the world had less than two million people, and no more than a hundred people per city knew how to fight. And then I turned those people into zombies, put them in a suit of armor, and by jove I conquered that startlingly underpopulated planet.

It can't seem to hold my level between sessions... or is it supposed to reset every time?

I beat the game, and had been waiting for the badge, thinking hopefully it would be awarded after the credits. Upon finding that it didn't, refreshing twice, and having no way to go back the the credits and take a screenshot, I now find myself thoroughly out of luck. An interesting game, and very tricky at times... I just wish the badge had awarded =\

I think the Blackjack is a bit off, the Dealer doesn't always stick at 16.

Gave my companion a suppressed pistol so they wouldn't get killed. So what do they do? Run into the midst of a horde of zombies. And now I can't save them, because the game isn't working correctly. I'd be better off playing Dead Frontier...

Internet? $45 a month. Laughing maniacally as your slowing Burrito Bison gradually catches up to a waddling Chubby Gummy? Priceless.

I like the game, but after the third song I played, it glitched and got stuck in the transitional screen. Anyone else have this sort of thing happen? 4/5. I really like the music and that I can play it on my netbook, it's refreshing... I just don't really give 5/5's to 'Tap-the-Note' games.

I think the score counter is either as a joke, or for Koreans. Either way, I'm happy having gotten the badge =D

...after letting it rack up 2.7 million due to almost no effort, I think this game is just a -little- too easy. And by a little, I mean a monkey could blunder through it. 3/5

I remember this music a little bit back in.... what was it... 'No Time to Explain'. maybe? It just kinda struck me lol

...this is an incredibly wierd game. 'You are Eternal Simon, the Silent Ruler, destined to Pillage, and Pillage everything.' ...if only my name were Simon, this would be true.

Quite the depressing game. It seems to resonate within me, leaving a profound emptiness.And it just goes with the whole idea to me that really, you can't trust much in life. You can't trust society, those around you, or even yourself. You can't trust that the sun will rise in the morning, because for so many it sets for the final time, inconveniently, without warning. I give the game 10/10. But as far as a game would go, bringing entertainment and an escape from our reality, this game just makes it that more tangent. It does not entertain. It only makes me doubt.

No offense to those who like this game, but I find it repetitive and boring. For the sake of those who love it, I will forego rating. This just isn't my type of game.

Please, stop feeding the flood of so-called 'games' that are really nothing more than 5-minutes worth of lacking effort and should never have been made. A 1/5 is too good for this game, give us a 0/5 option, won't you Kongregate?