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Kill Justin Beaver

Play Kill Justin Beaver

Oct. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

I scream with delight every time he says ow.

Mutilate-a-doll

Play Mutilate-a-doll

Jul. 03, 2011

Rating: 3

try adding a person catching on fire rather than burn them ad they break to pieces

Hanger

Play Hanger

Feb. 27, 2011

Rating: 8

I didn't know spiderman could have a hangover.

ButtonHunt 2

Play ButtonHunt 2

Feb. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

I didn't know buttons could be that amazing.

Mutilate-a-doll

Play Mutilate-a-doll

Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: 3

I have a suggestion, Put a doll in the air then pause and put the gravity to 9999 and unpause.

Gibbets 2

Play Gibbets 2

Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: 4

I wonder how they manage to smile even though I just shot them in the head and cut the rope.

Epic Combo!

Play Epic Combo!

Feb. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Man, I spent like 20 min. waiting for the damn turtle shell to stop bouncing off the launcher. But at least I got 20,000 combo.

Epic Combo!

Play Epic Combo!

Feb. 06, 2011

Rating: 5

What's the name of this company this guy is in again? I want a job application. This time make me smash Justin Biebers.

Over The Border

Play Over The Border

Jan. 16, 2011

Rating: 2

YAY!!!!! I shot the hamburger with my twinkie!!!!!!!!!

Over The Border

Play Over The Border

Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

The sensor bar reveals that the Mexican's penis is small.

GunBlood

Play GunBlood

Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

Ha! I just beat the whole game in like 40 seconds and when I killed the last guy I'm all like,"THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!!!"

GunBlood

Play GunBlood

Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: -3

My epic story: I was shooting the girl and she shot me in the head multiple times and i killed her. Then I was like WTF

GunBlood

Play GunBlood

Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: -3

My epic story: I was shooting the girl and she shot me in the head multiple times and i killed her. Then I was like WTF

Plazma Burst: Forward to the past

Play Plazma Burst: Forward to the past

Nov. 17, 2010

Rating: 1

Wow, that lightbulb glass was really effective.

Bieber Bottle Bash

Play Bieber Bottle Bash

Nov. 17, 2010

Rating: 7

So can we kill him with a knife now er what?

Sniper Assassin 3

Play Sniper Assassin 3

Nov. 16, 2010

Rating: -2

dammit i cant f****** trankuilize the guys butt at the casino

Sni[p]r 3

Play Sni[p]r 3

Nov. 13, 2010

Rating: 1

Dammit this man stole like a BAJILLION games!!!!

Die In Style

Play Die In Style

Nov. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

"They might kill me but they wont-BOOM!!!!!" *dead on the floor with bullet in head*

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Nov. 13, 2010

Rating: 4

Woo hoo!!!!! I fell in the girl's OO !!!!!!

Drop Dead

Play Drop Dead

Nov. 13, 2010

Rating: -1

So.....does my teddy bear wants me to kill it or what?

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