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Things that made me lol: 09Kisame09: Note: When people say they don’t want to see your man boobs, they MEAN it. A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, “How did the human race start?”. Sarah Palin answered, “God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made.”THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved.” The confused girl went to her father and asked, “How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?”Her father answeres, “Well, it’s very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!”—— Dr_Killjoy: Chesticles. 09Kisame09: I went near my hometown with My Level 95 Rayquaza. I walked in the grass and found a level 3 zigzagoon, and I used a hyperbeam on it. I think it died, not fainted but DIED. stahlecker: i was just making sure i can get view of your chair from behind the fake plant NinjaPanda09: ╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪╪ Activity FeedSamusAranFan1 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |