SanderCohen's Comments

1. Start Game 2. Get killed 3. Free Title 4. Repeat

Good game... fairly annoying when the enemy rushes the same time you do. 4/5

I just ate a whore's heart. Wait a minute.... whore's don't have hearts...

Gotta admit I really enjoy a game I can relate to. Wait....

Finally a bug that was /good/ for something. Had an archer tile that respawned every time I used it. Put down 9 archers by the second wave :P

For those of you who don't know, you can move through an enemy without taking damage. Helps me avoid getting hit sometimes.

I really wish there was a buy back button, I clicked one too many times and sold I card I wanted to keep <.< woops.

My entire army dropped to -80 morale from one french guy dying... <.< Well shit. Six of my guys just ran off the screen to god knows where.

Impossible? I just got a 5 billion combo without trying -_-

If I ever need to answer the question of why the human race is worth saving... this game will be my answer.

...Wtf am I playing ._.

1. Press Play 2. Pick up gun but don't jump outside untill he tells you how to move. 3. Jump outside while the claw is still through the room. 4. OH SHI- Two crabs, and two you's!

It's not often you find games of this quality for free. The dialogue, the story, the content... all of it was beyond amazing. The epic length of this combined with the paradox at the end made for a perfect experience. This is a most definite 10/5. Alternate Review: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN- 10/5!

By the looks of it with the banana farms... 1000 money to buy the first one, which funds 80 money a round. It'll take 13 rounds to make a 40 money profit off of your investment. 400 money to upgrade it to 120 money a round. It'll take 4 rounds to make a 66 money profit off of it. 1200 money to upgrade it to 250 money a round. It'll take 5 rounds to make a 50 money profit off of it. 2500 money to upgrade it to 500 money a round. It'll take 5 rounds to break even. Assuming you bought all upgrades in one round, for a price of 5,100 money. It'll take 11 rounds to make a 400 money profit. Seems best deal is to buy all in one round for fastest amount of profit, however if you don't have the money to do so plan accordingly with how many rounds are left, and how long it'll take to make a profit.

Literally one of the worst games I've ever played in my life. The controls were awful, occasionally bullets and missiles would shoot through walls and kill me, sometimes my stealth wouldn't cause hazards to stop such as the lasers or turrets... the semi-decent art went to waste on this game. Next time I suggest a better concept and less bugs.

Epic Game is epic. It bugged up, warped from Week 32 to 210, and freezes everytime I enter a dungeon.

The orphan was an alcoholic and the Pastor was a convicted criminal. Such win.

Really a great game... 5/5... but for future versions, can you try to make it harder? After I got zombies stats to lvl 20 and a lvl 6 tank I destroyed every town in one attempt... game got chaotic and easy mode way too quickly.

leet

This game is soooo bugged its not even playable... I start every fight at -5 health now for dieing once, and now die at the start of any fight.