SantasAssassin's Comments

Ha ha wtf.

Why do the bone-dry skeletons bleed when I shoot them? o_O

Any particular reason the name entry doesn't support the letters: BDFGHIJLPQSVWXZ ?

If your truck stops responding to any input at all, try turning off the particle effects. Worked for me.

Deleted all my data mid-friggin game?

"You can't go back to being a human anymore, you are not one. You are a vampire. Now that you are a vampire, you need allies in the supernatural world, since vampires are supernatural, and you are a vampire. Do you now see why you, a vampire, need my training, as a fellow vampire, which we both are?" "Hey, I didn't ask to become what I am, which is a vampire. A vampire did vampire to me against my will to make me a vampire, which I am but did not ask for."

Whoever wrote the dialogue to this game is truly the Shakespeare of our time.

Needless grind? In my FPS? It gets more praise than you'd think.

Why does this game have a mute button?

Please stop making these games D:

Takes maybe 20 seconds to load the volcano each time you go to it. This is unacceptable.

Game hangs like crazy when choosing a graphics type

Make it pause once you win: i was interrupted when typing my name by humans retaking Gaul.

Laggy as all else.

Do note that to get the easy badge you don't need to be using a poison mage (which early monsters are pretty consistently immune to), you just need to give them the infection upgrade.

The Balloon Fight physics are all wrong :(

I wish you could make progress for later levels. I got a 10x combo on level 2 with a score of 12622 and now on level 4 I have to get another 10x combo and make a tower of 200.

vs God of Pirates: pfft, I can't see the colors of the keys? Who cares? vs the Brothers: oshiiiiii

"Guys I have an idea. Let's make a puzzle game, but not bind 'r' to anything!" --The developer of this game

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