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The Final Death Wish

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: -7

You can always count on the game designers on Kongregate to blatantly pilfer elements from popular console games, verbatim. Subtlety? Why would that matter to a community that is happy to be fed bullshit, and will ask for seconds, thirds, fourths, and so on...? I also noticed a lot of awkward attempts at humor...no doubt derived from a very inept and timid mind, similar to the ones which almost entirely compose the user base of this site. The text is the product of an idiot who relies solely on Spell Check to mask their lack of command of the language, lazily making suggested corrections without double checking if they're actually warranted or not. "an one" - really? Swing and a miss, kiddo.

Hack Slash Crawl

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Mar. 03, 2011

Rating: -20

Stupid, senseless, unbalanced character/ability selection; pathetic, asinine, failed screen placement; lazy, moronic, haphazard design overall. But, I sure like the game title... I think the geniuses quarreling over whom will produce the Call of Duty sequel should adopt the brilliant naming mechanism, and dub it "Aim Shoot Reload".

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