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Guild Quest - Beta

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Sep. 10, 2016

Rating: -1

Clerics seem to do nothing for me.They do just the slightest bit of damage but seem to be basically worthless.

Papa's Taco Mia!

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Jun. 06, 2016

Rating: 5

Ultimate taco recipe: Step 1: Take a slab of chicken and blacken it. Absolutely do NOT cut or flip under ANY circumstances. Step 2: after thoroughly searing the slab of chicken, choose the opposite shell ordered by the customer (they need some diversity in their life). Step 3: Coat the entire chicken with a decent layer of the topping that looks like jello cubes. Not too much! You want to keep a good score right? Step 4: Fill the rest of space with Jalapenos, and/or topping of your choice. Pro-tip: The bird-poop topping can be stacked vertically if you release in short bursts and wait a short amount of time for it to settle. This strategy allows for excellent vertical lines on either side of the screen. Step 5: ????????? Step 6: Customer eat Step 7: PROFIT. You now have the badge of the day congratulations.

Zombie And Juliet

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Nov. 10, 2015

Rating: 1

The birds suck. Like really really bad. They need to either be easier to hit or maybe NOT TAKE DOWN 100% OF YOUR HP IN .01 SECONDS

Loot Heroes 2

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Sep. 24, 2015

Rating: 2

I didn't realize that inventory space auto-inflates so I ended up selling some really good items. Great game, but definitely could use some bug fixes and improvements. 4/5

Tangerine Tycoon

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Sep. 21, 2015

Rating: -1

I have a 35% win ratio -____- wtf

Tangerine Tycoon

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Sep. 20, 2015

Rating: 0

I can own hundreds of thousands of shares of stock how am I not just the sole stockholder of the entire company yet

Excavate!

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Sep. 05, 2015

Rating: -1

So after the obvious zeroes the numbers become irrelevant? I still haven't found the ruins which has 12 parts but I have no clue where to look and the only place large enough is covered in numbers 5+

DuckLife3: Evolution

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Aug. 13, 2015

Rating: 4

... What's the point of having 500000 coins, there's nothing to buy???

Ultimate Crab Battle

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Jul. 14, 2015

Rating: 3

the last sliver of health is total bull. Even if you live long enough to do damage it just negates it because the developers are sadistic f**ks

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Dec. 02, 2014

Rating: -4

But how can Caboose and Pvt. Joel be different people on the same team?....

Punchifier

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May. 19, 2014

Rating: 1

The copyright infringements are OVER 9000!!!!

Pandemic 2

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Jan. 10, 2014

Rating: 0

Everyone except for Canada died.....

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 0

Also, the Dooty launcher is so hilarious.

Strike Force Heroes 2

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Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 0

SHEEP CANNON!!! So OP. I love you whoever's idea this was.

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 03, 2013

Rating: 2

I was trying to play a game of chess with the AI... My only friend... but then game over...

Infectonator : World Dominator

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May. 22, 2013

Rating: 0

is it strange that more people live in the research facility than in anywhere else in greenland?

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