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JesusCallsMeDad

Jan 16, 2017 11:33am

https://countingdownto.com/countdown/countdown-till-luke-s-balls-drop-countdown-clock

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SchwuleMann Jan 29, 2017 7:54pm

nice

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JesusCallsMeDad

Dec 12, 2016 10:57am

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, says the other cowboy. What is it? Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her…

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SchwuleMann Dec 18, 2016 11:42pm

nice

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Jokesinacup

Nov 23, 2016 7:34pm

Have you came out yet, Schwule?

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SchwuleMann Nov 24, 2016 7:35am

not yet

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Jokesinacup

Jun 14, 2016 7:13pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiWk8VCGBOY

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SchwuleMann Jun 15, 2016 6:47pm

There are no women are the internet.

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Jokesinacup Jun 15, 2016 8:18pm

Except you.

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JesusCallsMeDad

Jun 9, 2016 4:57pm

I have to get a job. I wrote a resume. http://prntscr.com/beiax5

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Adinoydinosaur

Jun 9, 2016 9:36am

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/2/d/1I1bWiNZOui5sc4nRzAZT4NewPVsTyW2LF6z8UmrhD64/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true&widget=true&headers=false

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JesusCallsMeDad

Jun 8, 2016 7:40pm

stop taking me off the wiki you fagget jew

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Jokesinacup

Apr 23, 2016 4:43pm

Rood!

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SchwuleMann Apr 23, 2016 9:27pm

no u

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Jokesinacup Apr 25, 2016 2:15pm

am not

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Apr 6, 2016 8:27am

Your avatar has been changed because the administration determined it was inappropriate for this website. You are welcome to change it from the default avatar but please make sure that you do not upload an image that is overly sexual or hateful towards an individual or group. If we have to change your avatar again further action will be taken on yo…

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SchwuleMann Apr 6, 2016 12:17pm

I quite frankly don’t see what was wrong with my avatar. Someone must be a butt hurt queer.

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Bankzy

Mar 9, 2016 12:58pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuNh1SWNgmk

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SchwuleMann Mar 9, 2016 5:44pm

kek

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Jokesinacup

Mar 8, 2016 3:19pm

Holy gay

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SchwuleMann Mar 8, 2016 8:33pm

You’re god damn right.

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Jokesinacup

Feb 14, 2016 8:38pm

You’re looking much better with your new haircut!

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SchwuleMann Feb 14, 2016 9:28pm

Thanks, I agree.

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Soshoyo

Feb 1, 2016 7:09pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ZuEXQ6LJQ BIGJohn19s’ german ass died.

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Soshoyo

Jan 29, 2016 11:16pm

http://prntscr.com/9wp9hb BIGJohn19 defected from the waffen SS.

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SchwuleMann Jan 29, 2016 11:27pm

I’ll be sending the Gestapo after his ass.

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Soshoyo

Jan 22, 2016 5:29pm

http://prntscr.com/9tm432

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SchwuleMann Jan 23, 2016 11:03am

saved

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Soshoyo

Jan 18, 2016 11:51pm

http://prntscr.com/9rzh4m

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Gruzlikk

Jan 4, 2016 1:13am

love??

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SchwuleMann Jan 4, 2016 9:47am

Get rekt m8

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Gruzlikk Jan 5, 2016 12:29am

hahahahahah\

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Gruzlikk Jan 5, 2016 12:35am

mlg? vs get rekt m8?

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DinoRising

Nov 16, 2015 9:44am

bby pls

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SchwuleMann Nov 17, 2015 8:27am

bby

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JesusCallsMeDad

Oct 30, 2015 1:03pm

Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah, doo dah. Camptown racetrack 5 miles long, all the doo dah day.

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Bankzy

Oct 23, 2015 10:31am

im sorry is this what you wanted to christmas? http://www.redbubble.com/people/mud1017/works/12040759-shaq-fu?grid_pos=393&p=throw-pillow

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SchwuleMann Oct 23, 2015 3:47pm

YES

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JesusCallsMeDad

Oct 10, 2015 7:20pm

He had one chance. http://prntscr.com/8q1iab

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JesusCallsMeDad Oct 19, 2015 10:09am

I cum over your mom. kek

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koRnie Oct 19, 2015 1:40pm

when you guys go on your murdering spree, it would mean a lot to me if you left mementos for me <3

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JesusCallsMeDad Oct 21, 2015 2:14pm

Like, your mom’s vagina, ripped out and jizzed on? k

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JesusCallsMeDad

Oct 9, 2015 9:37am

I see you posted a picture of yourself.

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SchwuleMann Oct 9, 2015 9:40am

Indeed.

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JesusCallsMeDad Oct 9, 2015 2:05pm

You’re not hot at all. I hope you freeze your tits off in the cold. 1/10

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Jul 12, 2015 10:23am

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BIGJohn20 Aug 4, 2015 3:36pm

what did you go?

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SchwuleMann Aug 5, 2015 5:43am

I don’t even think I did anything for this one last month.

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ffrreeddiiee

Jun 26, 2015 9:41pm

Buttercup! <333

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SchwuleMann Jul 3, 2015 8:06pm

Okay, Queen Jada.

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ffrreeddiiee Jul 7, 2015 10:27am

<3333

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ffrreeddiiee Jul 7, 2015 12:24pm

don’t be jealous, Sochi.
;~)

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koRnie

Jun 21, 2015 6:19pm

Lol, I failed to mention that my electricians apprenticeship program can only vouch for my last two months, though.

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