ScionOfAtlantis

Hi, I’m Stephen, and usually I hang out in The River or Atlas Park. Occasionally I may go to other rooms and hang there for a while, but this is rare. I am male (SHOCKER!!) and I’m straight (just lettin’ you know).<><><>In case you want to know, and even if you don’t, I really, really, really hate being made fun of. It really pisses me off. The last time someone made fun of me, there wasn’t enough left of him to bury OR cremate, so please, do not feed or pester me. Another thing I really hate is people who leave me whispers or shouts and claim to be the first (You know who you are). For shouts, this is simply not true, as is evidenced by the list of my shouts below my profile. As for whispers, you can only see your own, so you wouldn’t know. Stop bugging me.<><><>UPDATE: From now on, I will not be deleting whispers or shouts. Please take pride in the fact that if you leave me a shout after this point, it will be immortal. However, if I find a shout that is offensive, I will take note of who left it to me, hunt them down, and savagely reduce them to a pitiful life form lower than a neutered dog. Then I’ll mute them, regardless of who they are. The same goes for offensive whispers. If you sent me an offensive shout or whisper before this point, you have been warned. Don’t do it again.<><><>Hilarious Chatroom Quotes:
“zack102: die
ApprenticeChief: i’ll get right on it
ApprenticeChief: can you wait 50-60 years?”
“ScionOfAtlantis: hugs
MarsIsHere: Hug me and die.
ScionOfAtlantis: dies”
“MarsIsHere: INTRODUCING!
MarsIsHere: THE NEW AND IMPROVED
MarsIsHere: MUTE BUTTON!
MarsIsHere: Equipped with extra-highpower blasters for getting the tough trolls out!”
“zack102: i wanna fight
ApprenticeChief: then go to a big city at night.
ApprenticeChief: go find some drug dealers, and punch one.”
<><><>If I give you a hug, it means I deem you hug-worthy. Consider my hugs privileges, not rights.<><><>These people are my family. If you mess with any of them and I find out about it, your ass is mine!!! McIntosh: Big Brother. relaygirl7: Sister. Scion_but_better: Cousin (In real life). cancancoo: Sister. Zak7062: Brother. samanthaccp: Sister. ChezaHaruhi: Sister. TheFazz: Cousin. MarsIsHere: Sister. djkittn: Aunt. Lucky_Miles: Uncle. Deeauty: Aunt. taildfox: Sister. drpepper96: Brother. Frogmanex: Uncle. KnightmareZ: Brother. mousewhisker43: Sister. CapBubba: Brother. If I add you as a friend, you too can join the family.<><><>The Wisdoms and Witticisms of ScionOfAtlantis:
“Abandon all sanity ye who pester me, for if ye had any sanity at all, ye would not have pestered me in the first place.”
“A shot in the head is worth two in the groin, but a shot in the groin is funnier.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again, unless you failed miserably, in which case you should probably give up.”
“Pain is an excellent teacher, but noone wants to attend its class.”
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.”
“I’m not with stupid. I’m only standing next to him and wearing this shirt.”
“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try hard enough, you might get what you need.”
“Life is unfair. The fact that it’s not unfair in your favor is not my fault.”
“Romance isn’t dead. It’s only in a coma.”