Me(When i got the thug): Oh heck yeah i'll hire ya! (finds out i can't vandalize,steal or intimidate) But those are my 3 favorite things to do with thugs!
Stupid hard quests:1 You killed 10 knights of the dead? Awesome! Now i know you can kill 200! 2. You killed 20 crispy scorpions cool, now 40, OK now 100. Those both made me go FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How he gets the turtles: Magic, The company he works for: Turtle Smashing Inc., How he gets the shop items: The Military, How he gets all the money: Entertaining Bill Gates
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